Dudes (1987) 5.1

Biscut: Check it out, dudes: there's a town in Arizona called Mohawk! Maybe I'll retire there! [first lines] Milo: I'm so sick of doing this; I'm sick of waiting for the world to end. Biscut: Me to. Why don't we do something else for a change?

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: Yeah? Like what? Biscut: Well, if we put our heads together, maybe we could figure something out. Grant: My head just got stepped on. I can't think of nothing. Milo: California! Let's move to California! Biscut: I got a job. I got responsibilities. Milo: Biscut, you're washing dishes in a shithole, brother. Personally, I think you could risk the career change. Biscut: Nice country, man. It's kinda like a Road Runner cartoon. Meep-meep!... I mean, it's kinda creepy, like there's too much open space. Do you feel that? Daredelvis: So, what's y'all fella's line of work? Grant: Survival. Daredelvis: Oh, well that's the slowest form of suicide. [hands Grant his business card] Daredelvis: Well, look man, if I can ever be of any help... Grant: [reading] Dared-delvis?..."Horse Trader, Snake Charmer, Marriage Councilor, Divorce Lawyer, Musician, Poker Player, Stunt Driver, Dowser, Clairvoyant, Actor, Poet." Daredelvis: Yeah, man, but my real bread and butter's the Bullfightin' scene. You really oughta' catch my act sometime; It's going nowhere but up! Biscut: Till a week ago, I ain't never seen a dead man before, and now... Fuck! You know? Wes: Aw, man! We just got a little carried away that night, that's all! That buddy of your's; that was the first white man we ever killed, honest!