Nick: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man. Bob: What do you like in a woman?
: Big tits. Nick: We're as safe here as we are anywhere. Bob: How safe is that? Nick: Oh, not very. Bob: They're gonna shoot at us, aren't they? Nick: Probably, Bob. It's what they brought the guns for. Bob: What are they trying to do? Nick: They're trying to kill me. They know I can't afford a loss like that. Bob: I didn't know you smoked. Nick: Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up. Bob: Well, at least you don't smoke that much. Nick: About a pack a day. Bob: That'll kill ya! Nick: Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore. Bob: Who Are Those Clowns? Nick: [pouring gasoline on the car] It's gonna get hot in the car, Bob. Bob: They're destroying my ducks! Nick: Will you look at the tits on this guy? Bob: You're kidding! What idiots think up something like that? Nick: I dunno Bob, I think there's a special department of idiots in the White House who do that.