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- 片 名Eating Raoul
- 上映时间1982年03月24日(美国)
- 导 演
保罗·巴特尔
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Paul:
It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.
[Discussing cheap wine]
Customer:
Really? Stomach cramps? But it's such a good buy.
Paul:
Well, so is lighter fluid at three ninety-five a pint but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.
Paul:
A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
Mary:
Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
Paul:
Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.
Paul:
Mary, I just killed a man.
Mary:
He was a man. Now he's just a bag of garbage.
Mary:
At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.
Susan - Swinger in Fur:
We're into B&D but not S&M. We met at the A&P.
Paul:
Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up.
Mary:
Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it!
Raoul Mendoza:
You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?
Mary:
...One of them shortchanged us.
Paul:
[to Mary, after killing someone] Well, there's one consideration. If you'd done what he asked, he would have died anyway.
Sex Shop Customer:
Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?
Sex Shop Salesman:
Tuesday.
Sex Shop Salesman:
Okay, your vibrators start at $95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and...
[pulls out huge vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman:
Alien.
Paul:
Just give me the cheapest one.
Sex Shop Salesman:
Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?
[pokes Paul on shoulder with "Alien" vibrator]
Sex Shop Salesman:
Isn't that what you meant?
Paul:
[intimidated] Yes.
Sex Shop Salesman:
That's what I thought you meant!
Sex Shop Salesman:
Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
Paul:
Trail mix?
Sex Shop Salesman:
I was making a joke.
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But I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!
Paul:
For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!
Sex Shop Salesman:
[shouts] Sure!
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