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美国式的玩笑 (1981) 6.2

The Private Eyes

1981-04-10(美国)| 喜剧 灾难| 美国
上映时间:1981-04-10(美国) 类型: 喜剧 灾难
国家/地区:美国 
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万能私家侦探社社长黄若思(许冠文饰)见李国杰(许冠杰饰)智擒小偷,便雇用之。黄与李合作屡破奇案,生意滔滔不绝。黄李两人到戏院侦查打单案,突现歹徒数十人械劫观众,尽献随身财物,黄若思亦被困座上,计无所出,幸得其拍档李溜出院外,伺机行事……

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[Reading a note next to the dead Hilda]

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Dr. Tart: Hilda is dead, and here's something to note. You can't bury her at sea, 'cause her bosoms will float. Justin: This is Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart. They were in the yard. Inspector Winship: That's FROM the Yard. Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes? Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please? Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies? Dr. Tart: ...No, thank you. Inspector Winship: For a short person, you have long sentences. Dr. Tart: You want another glass of pus? Inspector Winship: No I don't want another glass of pus! Inspector Winship: You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper. Dr. Tart: What is it? Inspector Winship: What's what? Dr. Tart: The idea you have? Inspector Winship: I just told you! Dr. Tart: What was it? Inspector Winship: Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper. Dr. Tart: Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder. Inspector Winship: How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead? Dr. Tart: Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter. Inspector Winship: If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer? Dr. Tart: Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley? Inspector Winship: (aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me! Dr. Tart: [reading the note from Jock's killer] If Jock could talk, he'd give you a clue. But now that he's dead, what can you do? He deserved what he got, I don't regret it a bit. By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca. Dr. Tart: [reading the note from the killer] I said when I died, that I'd come back. If you believe in ghosts, you're on the right track. I'm out of the grave, and roaming the moores. If you want to be safe, you better lock all the windows and screens. Doll voice: Listen up dummies. The help is all gone, the house is bare. Now you know, a shadow is there. There's one left to die, then my job'll be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks! Dr. Tart: [reading the note from Uwatsum's killer] In this house, it's hard to survive. Some'll be dead, who are now alive. Mr. Uwatsum is gone, 'cause he knew too much. Bye for now, but rest assured we'll keep in constant contact with each other. Dr. Tart:

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[reading the tombstone engraved by Tibet's killer]

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