Zorro, the Gay Blade

Zorro, the Gay Blade (1981) 5.5

1981-07-17(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:1981-07-17(美国) 类型: 喜剧
获奖信息:美国电影电视金球奖(1982年第39届)   提名:1
评分: 力荐

When the new Spanish Governor begins to grind the peasants under his heel, Don Diego Vega becomes Zorro, the masked man in black with a swor...更多>



[after spraining his ankle] Don Diego: My father would be very disappointed in me. To have come all this way and miss my destiny by... a foot. Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend? Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid. Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue? Zorro: Is yours as dull as your wit? Florinda: What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere. Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban? Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not. Don Diego: Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of... me. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee. Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: You don't really believe the people are happy! Don Diego: All I know is the soldiers are quite happy shooting the people who say the people are not happy. [Diego is about to be shot] Charlotte Taylor Wilson: You're the bravest man I've ever met. Don Diego: I'm very impressed with myself, too. Ramon Vega: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so! Don Diego: He is a mute. Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife. Bunny Wigglesworth: They say the Navy makes men. I'm living proof - they made ME! Zorro: You recognize that famous sign? Old Man: Si senior. It is a Two. Zorro: That is a Z! Old Man: But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a Two. Zorro: *I* say it is a *Z* - For El Zorro! Esteban: You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do such terrible things to you! Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing? Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor. Bunny Wigglesworth: Black is tacky. Don Diego Vega:


If I give my lands to the people, where are we going to live?


Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Boston! Don Diego Vega: Boston? Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Yes! It is the only civilized city. They have the best art, the best music... Don Diego Vega: You have to been kidding me... I was in Boston for a week, and I never heard a decent Mariachi playing Bunny Wigglesworth: Help, help. The Alcalde took all my money. Bunny Wigglesworth: [turns his head, reveals the other side is made up to look like Zorro] Don't you fear. El Zorro is here. Bunny Wigglesworth: [with un-painted side of face showing, speaking like a woman] Help! Help! The Alcalde has all my money! Bunny Wigglesworth: [turns around, with this side of face painted like Zorro, speaking very slowly and deeply] Have no fear, El Zorro is here! Soldier: Where is your invitation, Senor Beaver? Esteban: It is a beautiful day... for a Reign of *terror*! Florinda: [hiding in a box, where Esteban's angry sword thrust has just narrowly missed skewering her breasts] Thank goodness for small favors! Florinda: [regarding Esteban] Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year? Don Diego: Well, once a month is not so bad. Florinda: No, he makes love to me 12 times in one night and then, zip, nothing! Esteban: [threatening Charlotte Taylor Wilson with execution in order to lure and trap Zorro] Do you wish for a blindfold? Charlotte Taylor Wilson: No. The eyes of freedom will always see through the blindfolds of tyranny. And the bonds of oppression will always be broken with muscles of liberty. Esteban: [to Zorro] I know you will not kill an innocent man... or me either, for that matter. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: [Zorro about to be executed in her place] I have only one regret... that you will not live to see the glorious revolution that you have brought about... Zorro: [to himself] Why doesn't she say something like, I will love you forever? When's she going to say that? Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I will love you forever! Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you? Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone. Bunny Wigglesworth: [to Diego] Know me? Sink me! We were once womb-mates! Esteban: Say something like a sissy girl. Don Diego: Something like a sissy girl... Esteban:


No... you know. Swing... your... hips.




导演: 林德禄

演员: 古天乐张智霖

Zorro, the Gay Blade

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