肉丸 (1979)

  • 加拿大
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  • 喜剧
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  • 1小时39分钟
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  • 片       名肉丸
  • 上映时间1979年06月28日(加拿大)
  • 导       演 伊万·雷特曼

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  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You must be the short depressed kid we ordered. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef." 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rest of group: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [entering party] Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to Crocket and Wheels] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You guys split 'em up however you want. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Crockett: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hardware. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hardware: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yeah, Crockett? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Crockett: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're a dick. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wendy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll supply it for you, but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wendy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Spaz? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He's a sex machine. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Wendy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well I went out with him one night and he got off six nurses by himself, and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Ok, the zone's not working. They're a little too big to play man-to-man. And we can't shoot for shit. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [on loudspeaker] Attention all campers, it's 9:.. and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Hardware: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Another panty raid, Trip? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Mmmmm. Look at all those steaming wieners. Do you know what they're saying? They're saying, "This is the year that Fink beats 'The Stomach'." 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Fink picks up a hot dog and holds it to his ear] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • d88 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, it's a couple of them over here... but they're saying it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Crockett: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [in motorboat, Candace has admitted she likes Crockett] What about Lance Cashman? Yeah, Lance! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Candace: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [passing Lance on the dock] Lance Cashman? Lance Cashman is a TOTAL JERK-OFF! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Crockett: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Allright! She likes me! She likes me! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [laughs] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Lance: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to himself] Jerk off? I don't jerk off... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The Stomach: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What? No mustard? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rudy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I saw you dancing with Roxanne. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh yeah? Well, she sort'a cornered me and there was nothing I could do without embarrassing her. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rudy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Do you like her? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well I feel sorry for her, you know. She's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to look at when they're talking to her, so she's sort of fixated on me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rudy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, I like her. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well you're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roxanne: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Tripper has proposed that they live together after the summer] Where would I stay? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • My place, what do you think? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roxanne: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Is it big enough? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's *got* a *double bed.* What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Roxanne: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No. Have you? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [They kiss] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm takin' the C.I.T.s on an overnight for the next couple days so you're gonna have to do your own training, son. I want you to run two miles today and two and a half tomorrow. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rudy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I've never run that far. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Tripper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Neither have I but somebody's gotta do it. I can't be expected to do it. Somebody's gotta do it, and it can't be me. Because I'm too busy. I've responsibilities. I'm the entertainment director for the overnight. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Holds up a bottle of wine] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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