Hare Tonic (1945) 7.7

advertisement Elmer Fudd: [singing] Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit, wabbit, Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit stew! Bugs Bunny: [inside Elmer's basket] Eh, what's up, Doc? What's in the basket? Elmer Fudd: A wabbit. I'm gonna make a wabbit stew. Bugs Bunny: Rabbit? Mmm, mmm! Love it, love it! [Jumps out of basket and jumps excitedly in front of Elmer] Bugs Bunny: Hey, Lemme see the rabbit, mister! Can I see the rabbit, Huh? Please let me see the rabbit! Elmer Fudd: Awright. [Bugs goes inside basket, comes out other side] Bugs Bunny: No rabbit in there, Doc! You've been robbed! Elmer Fudd: No wabbit? Well, I... [Elmer crawls into basket, Bugs carries basket] Bugs Bunny: [singing] Mama's little baby loves rabbit, rabbit, mama's little baby loves rabbit stew! Elmer Fudd: Ooh, you twickster! You're the wabbit! Bugs Bunny: [as Dr. Killpatient] Tell me, Mr. Fudd. Do you have any rabbit inclinations? Elmer Fudd: Well, no. Bugs Bunny: What's 2x2? Elmer Fudd: Four. Bugs Bunny: 3x3? Elmer Fudd: Six. Bugs Bunny: Ah, ha! Multiplying! Bugs Bunny: [after Elmer gets "contaminated", he tries to take a shower, but no water comes out and it is then revealed that Bugs Bunny is the shower head] Goigle, goigle. Why don'tcha pay your water bill, doc? [last lines] Bugs Bunny: [Bugs is chased out of Elmer's home, but stops him in his tracks] Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look, the people out there in the audience - the lady there with the long ears. They're getting longer all the time. And the guy back there in the seventeenth row with the cute tomato - he's gettin' all fuzzy. Yeah, they've got it. Everybody out there's got rabbititus! Yaah! Bugs Bunny: [Elmer storms back into the house] Oh, Margaret, what a dope. That was just a gag, of course. You folks haven't got rabbititus. Why, if you had rabbititus, you'd see red and yellow spots before your eyes. Bugs Bunny: [red and yellow spots appear on the screen] Yeah, that's right. And then they'd start swirling and swirling around. [the spots start swirling rapidly] Bugs Bunny: And then suddenly, everything would go black! [screen immediately fades to black. Bugs is heard laughing] Bugs Bunny: [is about to escape, but stops himself] Uh-oh. Wait a minute. This set-up's too good. I just can't leave. I gotta go back and heckle that character. Elmer Fudd: Oh, this is tewwible. Trapped with a cwazy, contaminated wabbit. Bugs Bunny: Oh, now doc. Don't get yourself in a dither. How do you know I'm contaminated? I haven't got no symptoms. You don't see no spots before my eyes, do you? [Spots appear before Bugs' eyes] Elmer Fudd: Oh, gwacious! Bugs Bunny: My tongue ain't coated. See? [Sticks out his tongue; it has a small overcoat on] Elmer Fudd: Oh, my gwacious! Bugs Bunny: I don't throw fits. [Starts throwing fits] Elmer Fudd: Oh, gwacious! Oh, my! [Bugs advances towards Elmer like the Frankenstein monster; Elmer backs against a wall] Bugs Bunny: No, siree. Never felt better in my life. I'm full of pep. [Grabs Elmer's hand and starts dancing with him] Bugs Bunny: Well yes, yes. Well all reet. C'mon, Jackson. Cut yourself a slice of rug. Elmer Fudd: Oh, let go of my hand, you cwazy wabbit! Oh, now you've done it. You've contaminated me! Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! Bugs Bunny: [in disguise] I'm Dr. Killpatient from the Board of Health. Where's the contaminated rabbit at? Elmer Fudd: Oh, I'm gweatwy gwatified to see you, Doctor. Bugs Bunny: Okay, okay, where's he at? Elmer Fudd: He's wight in here, some pwace. Bugs Bunny: [Enters a room and closes the door] Hmm. Mmm-hmm. Hmm. Yes? Mmm. [Opens door] Bugs Bunny: Mr. Fudd, come in a minute, please. [They enter the room; it's painted with colored spots] Elmer Fudd: Oh! Oh, my gwacious! Bugs Bunny: [Hiding the buckets of paint] Why, what's the matter, Fudd? Elmer Fudd: Spots! I see spots before my eyes! Bugs Bunny: Spots? Mmm, that's bad. Spots, Mmm. Foist symptom of rabittitus. Bugs Bunny: [as Dr. Kilpatient] Okay Doc let me test your reflexes, [hits his knee with a mallet] Bugs Bunny: first this one, [hits his other knee] Bugs Bunny: than that one, this one, that one, this one, that one [Bugs and Elmer go off into a Russian Dance] Bugs Bunny: Hey! Elmer Fudd: [suddenly realizing] Hey you're not a doctor you're that scwewy wabbit! Bugs Bunny: [continues dancing] Hey! [Elmer whips out a shotgun and shoots at him] Bugs Bunny: Hey!,Hey!,Hey! [runs away]