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In this satire of the Nazis the stooges are paperhangers in the country of Moronica. When evil cabinet ministers overthrow the king, they de...
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Moe:
Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!
Moe:
We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!
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[Holding a book] I'll keep this.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Oh, a bookkeeper.
Moe:
Go burn the books.
Larry:
Why burn the books?
Moe:
There are too many bookmakers. The bookies are overrunning the country. Those are my orders.
Moe:
Ring for my sectery.
Larry:
You mean secretary?
Moe:
I said sectery!
Larry:
Secretary.
Moe:
Which is correct?
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Stenographer. I'll ring for her.
Moe:
What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika.
Guard:
I caught this man walking down the street with a chicken
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Blonde or brunette?
Moe:
[to Curly] Quiet.
[to Man]
Moe:
Where'd you get the chicken?
Man:
From an egg.
Larry:
Where'd you get the egg?
Man:
From a chicken.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Ah, a vicious cycle. We must kill it. Remind me to kill a cycle.
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
We will now pause for station identification.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
This is N-U-T-S.
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock.
[whacks Curly on the head]
Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.
Mr. Ixnay:
We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.
Moe:
You mean you'll let us paper the living room?
Mr. Ixnay:
No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.
Moe:
Dictator? What does a Dictator do?
Mr. Ixnay:
A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.
Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.
Moe:
You mean you'll let us paper the living room?
Mr. Ixnay:
No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."
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