advertisement Studio Guard: Who do you think you are, driving through here like that? Porky Pig: Why, I'm P-P-Porky Pig. Studio Guard: Oh, so you're Porky Pig. [Porky nods] Studio Guard: And you wanna go in there. [Porky nods] Studio Guard: And you want me to be a nice guy and let you go in there. [Porky nods] Studio Guard: So I can lose my job. [Porky starts nodding, catches himself and shakes his head] Studio Guard: Well, I'm not a nice guy, and I'm not gonna let you in, and I'm not gonna lose my job, but I am gonna throw you out! [Guard picks up Porky, car and all, and tosses him out] Studio Guard: Get out and stay out! Daffy Duck: Psst. Hey, Porky. Say, you want a good job? Porky Pig: B-but I got a good j-jo-j-position. Daffy Duck: Oh, you call this a job? Working in cartoons? Phoo! I know where you can get a job in features, as Bette Davis' leading man. Three grand a week. Porky Pig: Oh, I'm n-n-not good enough for that. Besides, I g-g-got a contract here. Daffy Duck: You can get out of that. Just go up and tell the boss that you wanna quit. Porky Pig: D-d-do you think I ought to? Daffy Duck: Sure. Come on, come on. You don't get an opportunity like this every day. Come on. Leon Schlesinger: Hello, Porky. Come on in. Porky Pig: Hello, Mr. Schl-Schle-Schles-g-g-g-g... Hello, Leon. Leon Schlesinger: Well, Porky, what's on your mind? What can I do for you? Porky Pig: You see, I've been in cartoons a long time, and I was thinking, t-that if I had a chance to act in features... What's Errol Flynn got that I haven't? Leon Schlesinger: You mean to say you want to get out of your cartoon contract? Porky Pig: Y-yeah, t-that's right. Leon Schlesinger: Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me. You sure you know what you're doing? Porky Pig: Y-yes. Leon Schlesinger: Well, if you say so, I'll tear up your contract, if that's what you want. Porky Pig: Y-yes. Leon Schlesinger: Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me. [Leon tears up contract and throws it in wastebasket] Leon Schlesinger: [Shakes hands with Porky] Okay, Porky. Don't forget me when you're a star. [Porky leaves] Leon Schlesinger: He'll be back. [first lines] Animator: Lunch! [last lines] Daffy Duck: Hey, Porky. I hope you didn't sign up here again, 'cause I know where there's a pip of a job at twelve grand a week, playing opposite Greta... [Gets hit in the face with a tomato] Daffy Duck: ...Garbo.