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Disorder in the Court
(1936)
- 片 名Disorder in the...
- 上映时间1936年05月30日(美国)
- 导 演
Jack White
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[Judge is about to ask Curly if he swears to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth]
Judge:
Do you swear...
Curly:
No, but I know all the woids.
Judge:
Why don't you answer him?
Curly:
He's tawkin' pig Latin! I dunno what he's sayin'!
Judge:
He's asking you if you swear...!
Curly:
[cuts the judge off] No, but I know all the woids!
Curly:
Well, me and my pals, we're musicians. We were tearin' up some hot swing music in the York Esther. Gail over there was swingin' her fans. Her sweetie Koik Robin was inhalin' a bottle of hooch over at a table. And a hoofer by the name of Buck Wing was gettin' ready to shake his tootsies.
Defense attorney:
Kindly speak English and drop the vernacular.
Curly:
[Holding his Derby hat] Vernaculah? That's a doiby!
Defense attorney:
Drop the vernacular!
[Curly drops his hat]
Defense attorney:
No, no, not that! I mean talk so the jury can understand!
Curly:
Is everybody dumb?
Moe:
Now Gaily's dance was over. I stuck my head in the office door, and I saw Koik Robin and Buck Wing ahgyin' over by the parrot cage!
District Attorney:
What were they arguing about?
Moe:
I dunno! But Buck Wing was sizzlin' like a hot hamboiguh! He grabs Koik by the neck like that, see, and drags him over to the letter press, see?
[Demonstrates on Curly]
Moe:
Then he smacks him on the head like that!
[Continues demonstration on Curly]
Moe:
Then he pokes his coconut into the letter press, see? Like that! Then he says, "I'll squeeze the cider outta yer Adam's apple!" Then he gives him the woiks, like this! Then he keeps toinin! And twistin'! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the...
[the grind of the letter press suddenly starts spinning counterclockwise, flying into the air and landing on Moe's head]
Moe:
I say, Jasper, what comes after seventy-five?
Larry:
Seventy-six!
Moe:
That's the Spirit!
Judge:
Take the stand.
Curly:
[picks the chair up] Where'll I put it?
Judge:
No, no, take the stand!
Curly:
I got it! Now what'll I do with it?
Court clerk:
[angrily sets it back down] SIDDOWN!
Curly:
I'm a victim of circumstance.
[Curly is taking the oath]
Court Clerk:
Take off your hat.
[Curly takes off his hat with his right hand]
Court Clerk:
Raise your right hand.
[With his right hand, Curly puts his hat back on, and raises the hand]
Court Clerk:
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[gesturing to the book he is holding]
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Put your left hand here.
Judge:
[to Curly] Take off you hat.
[Curly does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk:
[to Curly] Raise your right hand.
[Curly puts his hat back on to raise the hand]
Court Clerk:
[gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge:
[to Curly] Please, take off your hat.
[Curly does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk:
[to Curly] Raise your right hand.
[Curly repeats the process]
Court Clerk:
[gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge:
[to Curly] Will you please take off your hat?
[Curly does so with his right hand]
Court Clerk:
[angrily, to Curly] Raise your RIGHT HAND.
[Curly repeats the process]
Court Clerk:
[gesturing to the book he is holding] Now, put your left hand here.
Judge:
[to Curly] Take off your hat.
[Curly takes off the hat and places it on his cane, which is in his right hand]
Court Clerk:
[to Curly] Raise your right hand.
[Curly raises his cane with the hat on it]
Court Clerk:
[taking the hat off the cane] Get rid of that hat.
[Curly takes the hat and puts it on the court clerk's head]
Curly:
[with both hands on the book] Raise YOUR right hand.
[the court clerk does so, startles, takes the hat off, and places it under the book]
Court Clerk:
Raise your right hand.
[Curly does so]
Defense Attorney:
Mr. Howard, kindly tell the court what you know about Kirk Robbin's murder.
Curly:
[to the Judge] Well, it was like this, Mr. Court...
Defense Attorney:
Address the judge as your honor.
Curly:
[to the Judge] Well, it was like this, my honor...
Defense Attorney:
"Your honor". Not "My honor".
Curly:
Why? Don't you like him?
Curly:
I'm no mule.
Moe:
No, your ears are too short.
[Larry shatters his violin]
Larry:
Oh, my Stradavarius. Oh, my beautiful Stradavarius.
[With Curly taking the oath, the court clerk is speaking rapidly]
Curly:
Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Judge:
He's asking you if you'll swear to tell the truth.
Curly:
Truth is stranger than fiction, Judgie-Wudgie.
Moe:
You're in court, not the woods, Tarzan.
Court clerk:
I'll SUE you for this.
Moe:
Oh, sue-perstitious eh?
Judge:
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Please control your killing instincts.
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Moe:
[after Curly picks up all the jacks on one bounce of the ball] Hey! What's the idea of spoiling the game?
Curly:
I was for onesies.
Moe:
Well here's twosies.
[pokes Curly in eyes on "twosies", and Curly responds in pain]
Larry:
[sounding cute] He did a onesie, you give 'em to...
[stops when he sees Moe looking at him angrily]
Moe:
[to Larry] Here's fivesies.
[smacks him]
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