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Groucho:
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? AFRAID? You bet I'm afraid!
Groucho:
Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho:
Mrs. Briggs, I've known and respected your husband Alky for many years. And what's good enough for him is good enough for me.
[He suddenly grabs her and pulls her down onto a couch]
Groucho:
...Columbus was sailing along on his vessel...
Chico:
On his what?
Groucho:
Not on his what, on his vessel. Don't you know what vessel is?
Chico:
Sure, I can vessel...
[starts whistling]
Madame Swempski:
I don't like this innuendo.
Groucho:
That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Lucille:
I wanna sing. I wanna dance. I wanna ha-cha-ha.
Groucho:
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean... flee to my lodge in the hills.
Groucho:
How about you and I passing out on the veranda; or would you rather pass out here?
Woman at Party:
Sir, you have the advantage of me.
Groucho:
Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.
Captain Corcoran:
[describing the stowaways] One of them goes around with a black moustache.
Groucho:
So do I; if I had my choice, I'd go around with a little blonde.
Captain Corcoran:
I said, one goes around with a black moustache.
Groucho:
Well, you couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself. Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?
Chico:
Hey, sure it gets-a lonely. Hey, when my grandfather's beard gets here, I'd like it to meet your moustache.
Groucho:
Well, I'll think it over; I'll talk it over with my moustache. Tell me, has your grandfather's beard got any money?
Chico:
Money? Why, he fell hair to a fortune.
Captain Corcoran:
Stockholders, huh? Well, you look like a couple of stowaways to me.
Groucho:
Well, don't forget, my fine fellow, that the stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today.
Chico:
My father was-a partner's with Columbus.
Groucho:
Your father and Columbus were partners?
Chico:
You bet.
Groucho:
Columbus has been dead 400 years.
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Well, they told me it was my father.
Groucho:
I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Gibson, First Mate:
Sir, I have to report there are four stowaways in the forward hatch.
Captain Corcoran:
Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?
Gibson, First Mate:
Why, they were singing "Sweet Adeline".
Groucho:
If this is the Captain, I'm gonna have a few words with him. My hot water's been cold for three days. And I haven't got room enough in here to swing a cat. In fact, I haven't even got a cat.
Groucho:
Are you the floorwalker of this ship? I want to register a complaint.
Captain Corcoran:
Why? What's the matter?
Groucho:
Matter enough. You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?
Captain Corcoran:
Who did that?
Groucho:
Nobody, and that's my complaint.
Captain Corcoran:
I want you to know that I've been Captain of this ship for 22 years.
Groucho:
22 years, eh? If you were a man, you'd go in business for yourself. I know a fellow started only last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you could shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
Groucho:
Oh, engineer? Will you tell them to stop the boat from rocking, I'm going to have lunch.
Groucho:
You're just wasting your breath, and that's no great loss either.
Lucille:
You can't stay in that closet.
Groucho:
[emerging behind her] Oh, I can't, can I? That's what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor; Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flier; and Tomashevsky, mighty like a rose. Just remember, my little cabbage, that if there weren't any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks, and if there weren't any hooks, there wouldn't be any fish, and that would suit me fine.
Groucho:
I'm going back in the closet, where men... are empty overcoats.
Zeppo:
Everybody seems to be having nearly as much fun as I am.
Groucho:
If you look at it, it's a barn. If you smell it, it's a stable.
Chico:
Well, let's just look at it.
Lucille:
But from the time he got the marriage license, I've led a dog's life.
Groucho:
Are you sure he didn't get a dog's license?
Groucho:
Nice old piece of melodrama, kidnapping a girl. You've been reading too many dime novels.
Groucho:
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[emerging from a haystack]
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Where's all those farmer's daughters I've been hearing about for years?
Groucho:
I know, heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns.
Groucho:
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now.
Groucho:
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Gibson, First Mate:
Who are you?
Groucho:
I'm the tailor.
Gibson, First Mate:
Oh, that reminds me, where are my pants?
Groucho:
You've got 'em on.
Alky Briggs:
Okay, he's in there. When he comes out, plug him.
Zeppo:
What do we plug him with?
Alky Briggs:
[referring to guns] Didn't I give you two "gats"?
Groucho:
We had to drown the "gats", but we saved you a little black "gitten".
Chico:
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Manicurist:
Do you want your nails trimmed long?
Chico:
Oh, about an hour and a half. I got nothin' to do.
Groucho:
Oh no, you're not gonna get me off this bed.
Lucille:
I didn't know you were a lawyer. You're awfully shy for a lawyer.
Groucho:
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
Lucille:
[talking to Groucho in the closet] What are you doing in there?
Groucho:
Nothing. Come on in.
[Groucho does his famous eyebrow wiggle]
Gangster:
Get out of that loft!
Chico:
Well, better to have loft and lost than never to have loft at all.
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