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      "Square One TV" (1987)

      • 美国
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      • 喜剧  家庭
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      • advertisement Luisa: [opening her window] What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world? Arthur: [opening his window] The multiplication table. Luisa: [feigning innocence] Really? I didn't know that. Larry: [opening window wearing a George Washington mask] Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo! [shuts window] Cris: [opening his window] Who was that masked man? Mathnet Narrator: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real. Her shadow: I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done. Debbie Allen: Yes, but you're the flat one. Her shadow: Flat? You're the one who was singing. Gregory Hines: Imagine. An island three feet wide, one thousand feet below. I have to drop a survival box to save a guy named Joe. So, I calculate my altitude, direction, and wind speed, then factor in the box's weight and the angle that I need. Now, I'm not ashamed to say I hit a perfect bull's-eye, I wave and move on. Joe can eat until he's rescued, I just hope he likes croutons. Bev: [opening her window] Yo, Larry! Larry: [opening his] Yo? Yes, yo? Bev: What has three feet but cannot walk? Larry: A yard! Get it, yard? He he, guess I mowed you down, huh? Mowed! Cris: [opening window] Oh, Larry, you are such a cut-up. Sgt. Kate Monday: I'm Kate Monday. This is my partner, George... Officer George Frankly: ...Frankly. Sgt. Kate Monday, Officer George Frankly: [showing their badges] Mathnet. Narrator: Square One TV's roving reporter asks another question to the person on the street. Today's question: What is a dodecahedron? Larry: Cris, how do you make a seven even? Cris: Well, duh, Larry, you take off the "s". Parrot: One, One, Two, Three, Five... Eureka! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制

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