James Coburn:
I finally got one right, I guess. This is a love child.
Whoopi Goldberg:
I am the African Queen, some of you may know me as the virgin queen, but I can't imagine who.
Whoopi Goldberg:
You'll notice I always enter from stage left, that's because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
Whoopi Goldberg:
Who knew it was this hard to get a virgin off your face.
Whoopi Goldberg:
Let's just leave it to Beaver, but I didn't say who's... You know, I might not be doing this show again, so let's just go right to the edge and go over. Whaddya say?
Chris Rock:
Look at this crowd, it's like the Million White Man March in here.
Roberto Benigni:
"Thank you! This is a moment of ajoy, This is awonderful to be ahere. I want to dive in this ocean of agenerosity. A hailstorm of akindness!"
Roberto Benigni:
"This is a terrible a mistake because I used up all my English, my body is in tumult. Thank a you from the bottom of my a heart."
Roberto Benigni:
[after receiving his second Oscar] This must be a terrible mistake! I used up all my English!
Herself - Presenter: Best Foreign Language Film & 'La vita è bella' Film Clip:
Sophia Loren:... And the Oscar goes to... ROBERTO!