忍者龟Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(1990)

Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots. April: "Toots"? Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning. April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself. Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore. April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet. [Casey sprawls out on the porch swing; it breaks and he falls on it to the ground] The Shredder: You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... Turtles. Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after. Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now. Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni. Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath. Casey Jones: Dome head. Donatello: Elf lips. Casey Jones: [of the van they were repairing] Okay, let's give this a try, Fongoid. Donatello: Here goes. What are we on? Casey Jones: Uh, "G". Donatello: Here goes, Gak-face. Casey Jones: I'm ready, Hose-brain. Splinter: Kids. Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu. Wa-hoo! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different... [a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head] Michaelangelo: WHOOPS. Splinter: Kids. Splinter: [Leonardo meditates heavily] ... Leonardo. Leonardo: Huh? Splinter! Raphael: [inside playing a board game] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Donatello: 'War and Peace'. Leonardo: [bursting in] He's alive. Raphael: [Leo walks right on the board game] Hey! Donatello: Game smash. Leonardo: Splinter's alive. Donatello: We know, Leo, of course he is. We all think he's alive. Leonardo: I don't *think*. I *know*. Donatello: Huh? Tatsu: Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder. The Shredder: What more from the rat? Tatsu: Nothing. He will not speak. The Shredder: And the boy who lead us to the turtles? Tatsu: He is still missing. I do not understand. Why do the turtles trouble you, Master? They have not been seen for many days. The Shredder: Something about the way you describe their fighting. Something familiar. Something... from the past. Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks. Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees. Casey Jones: [about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath? April: Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years. April: Okay, those guys in the black pajamas, they jumped me, and, and that rat... I saw *you* in the parking lot. That explains you. And you guys... [the turtles] April: Um... I have no idea where you came from. Splinter: If you will please just sit down and calm yourself, I will tell you where we came from. April: It talks! Splinter: It is really quite simple, Miss O'Neil. April: And he knows my name... perfect. Splinter: Fifteen years ago... April: Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford? Casey Jones: This is great. First it was the farm that time forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh? Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy? Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK? Donatello: But why? Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think? [Foot Soldiers broke in through windows] Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy. [Shredder just showed up] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: Can anyone tell me who or what this is? Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener. [Repeated line] Raphael: Damn. Michaelangelo: [Watching a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon on TV] You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. Raphael: [Chasing Casey Jones] Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAMN! Delivery Man: Hey, this is a The tab is Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude. Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place! Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere. Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this. Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny. [last lines] Leonardo: We were awesome! Michaelangelo: Bodacious! Raphael: Bitchin'! Donatello: Uh... Michaelangelo: Gnarly! Leonardo: Radical! Raphael: Totally tubular, dude! Michaelangelo: Wicked! Leonardo: Hellacious! Donatello: Uh, mega... Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga. All: COWABUNGA! Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! Chief Sterns: [calling from the office, after she humiliates him on camera] O'Neil - get in here! April: [to technician] Time me. Chief Sterns: [in the office] Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY CHOPS? April: I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it. Chief Sterns: You expect me to waste precious man power because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened years ago in Japan? April: Have you got anything else? Chief Sterns: Are you trying to tell me how to DO MY JOB? Technician: [April runs out, he checks his watch] 1: A new record. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: [after Raph trips them to sabotage a theft and threatens them with a sai] What the hell was that? Movie Hoodlum #2: I - I dunno. Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty. [knocks them over with his hockey stick] Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing... [does it again] Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking... [again] Casey Jones: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking. April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some pizza. Michaelangelo: Let's go for it! Donatello: You said the magic word. April: You guys eat pizza? Michaelangelo, Donatello: Doesn't everybody? Leonardo: Listen, Raph, about what I said before... you know, about not needing you and all... Raphael: Leo... *don't*. Leonardo: [They hug] Boy, we missed you. Donatello: [he and April watch from the doorway] It's a Kodak moment. Donatello: You're a claustrophobic. Casey Jones: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy. April: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it weren't for that pigheadedness. [Fighting Foot Soldiers] Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock. Donatello: Too derivative. Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out. Donatello: Too clichÈ. Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit. Donatello: I like it. Step up. Passenger in Cab: [after Raph hops on the cab hood] What the heck was that? Cab Driver: Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trench coat... You're going to La Guardia right? Tatsu: Never lower your eyes to an enemy. Michaelangelo: God, I LOVE *BEING A TURTLE*! Leonardo: Awesome! Michaelangelo: Righteous! Donatello: Bossanova! Michaelangelo: *Bossanova?* Donatello: Chevy Nova? Delivery Man: [trying to find address] O 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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K, .. 122 1/8? [takes a couple steps to the right while checking address] Delivery Man: .. 1/ [standing in front of a wall] Delivery Man: Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8? Michaelangelo: [through the grate] You're standing on it, Dude. [after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news] Donatello: I think he's blushing. Raphael: I am *not*. Donatello: I think he's actually turning red. Donatello: [Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses him] Hmm, maybe not. [last lines] Leonardo: We were awesome! Michaelangelo: Bodacious! Raphael: Bitchin'! Donatello: Uh... Michaelangelo: Gnarly! Leonardo: Radical! Raphael: Totally tubular, dude! Michaelangelo: Wicked! Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga. All: COWABUNGA! Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! [Fighting Foot Soldiers] Leonardo: One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so don't knock them all out. Michaelangelo: [Getting beat] I don't think that will be a problem, Leo. Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket? Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. Head Thug: What are we just standing here for? Let's get him. Casey Jones: [brandishing golf club] Do you wanna be first, Junior? [after knocking Tatsu out with a golf club] Casey Jones: [kisses the head] I'll never call golf a dull game again. The Shredder: There will be no mistakes this time... I'll go myself. And the rat - kill it. Tatsu: Yes, Master. [the Turtles' weapons are aimed at Danny as he exits the closet] Danny: Don't shoot! Raphael: [his weapon is a Sai] I don't think it's loaded, kid. April: Oh, Casey, hi. Casey Jones: Hi? I just made Mike Tyson look like a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"? April: You don't need an ambulance, do you? Casey Jones: No, but... April: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Casey Jones: I love it when you're pushy. April: Yeah? [they kiss] Charles: [Danny puts on his stolen headphones] See? That's what he does when he wants to ignore me; he sticks his head in those things. I wonder where the hell he *got* those things anyway. Raphael: So what are we gonna do? Splinter's out there somewhere. Leonardo: What *can* we do about it? April's our only lead to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something. Raphael: Oh, so that's the plan from our *great leader*, huh? Just sit here on our butts. Michaelangelo: [guessing what's about to happen] Fight? Donatello: Fight. Michaelangelo: Kichen? Donatello: Kitchen. Michaelangelo: Yyyyeah. Leonardo: I never said I was your great leader. Raphael: Well, you sure act like it sometimes. Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a *jerk* sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything. Raphael: Yeah? Well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave. Leonardo: Why don't you? Raphael: Good. Great. [Walks out the door] Leonardo: Go ahead. We don't need you. Michaelangelo: [Listening from the kitchen] Pork rind? Donatello: Pork rind. [Michaelangelo jumps out of nowhere, startling April] Michaelangelo: That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April. Foot Messenger: We have been waiting for you, Miss O'Neil. April: Am I behind on my Sony payments again? Ha ha ha. Foot Messenger: Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Neil. I deliver a message. April: [trying to change the subject from Charles giving her security] Hey, Danny, how's school going? Danny: Fine. Charles: Oh, wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes. Splinter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Splinter: Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago in the home of my master, Omato Yoshi. [Shredder removes his mask to reveal his bite wounds] Raphael: It's him. The Shredder: You. Now I will finish what I began with your EAR. Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be [Shredder throws a hidden knife; Splinter catches it, releasing the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck] Splinter: ...Without honor. Casey Jones: [to the Foot soldiers of Raph] You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm? [Sees April] Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe? Leonardo: Who the heck is that? Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids? Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, Wheel of Fortune, Dude. [spins around on his shell, knocking down several Foot Soldiers] Donatello: Hmm, I guess they're not game show fans. Michaelangelo: And I thought everybody loved Vanna. Splinter: I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons. Raphael: Where's Splinter? The Shredder: Ah! The rat! So it has a name... [remembers the order to kill him] The Shredder: It *had* a name. Leonardo: Ooh... YOU LIE! The Shredder: Do I? [Leo lunges at Shredder, but he pins him to the ground] The Shredder: He dies. Weapons. Now. [Mike, Don and Raph chuck their weapons over the side of the building] The Shredder: FOOLS! The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate will be his! [Raphael has just seen the movie Critters] Raphael: Ugh. Where do they come up with this stuff? Donatello: [finds Danny's leftover pizza is three days old] Question. Michaelangelo: Yes! Donatello: Do you like... penicillin on your pizza? [Mike pretends to howl in dismay and they hum "Taps" while setting it aside] April: So, what do you guys like on your pizza? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke. Michaelangelo: [imitating Rocky Balboa] Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian. [everyone laughs] Michaelangelo: Okay I got another one. Oh this is totally cool. Raphael: Oh no, not Cagney. Michaelangelo: [imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh. Woo-hoo. [everyone laughs] April: That must be Splinter's favorite. [the turtles glare at her] April: It was a joke. [they pause, then burst out laughing] Casey Jones: [Raph's hat has come off, revealing his face] Hey, what are you, some sort of punker? Raphael: Huh? Casey Jones: [baiting] God, I hate punkers... Especially bald ones with green make-up who wear... masks over ugly faces. Raphael: That's it. Casey Jones: [as Raph lunges] Ooh. April: Well, I was going to give you guys a tour of the store. Shall we go get him? [Raphael] Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello: No. Donatello: Uh... He just needs to blow off some steam. Michaelangelo: Yeah. Donatello: We were awesome. Michaelangelo: Yes, Dudes and Dudettes, major leage butt-kicking is back in town. Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units and a decentralized networking scheme. April: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps? Donatello: [April and Casey fight then go into different rooms, slamming the doors after them] Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting. Isn't it? April: There's neighbors about four miles away. I need to get to a phone and call my boss. Casey Jones: You mean Charles? He left a message on your machine just before we got out... Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight mile round tripper. Um... You were fired. April: I... I just saved myself? What did you do, take classes in insensitivity? Charles: [On theanswering machine dangling from its wire] April, it's Charles... I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this: You're fired, April. I'm sorry... I know this comes as a blow. [the wire burns off and the machine falls, hitting a Foot Soldier over the head] Casey Jones: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Donatello: Nice night. Michaelangelo: Mm-hm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds. Donatello: Mm-hm. Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him? Michaelangelo: Hmm... Time's up. Three bucks off. Chief Sterns: Alright, I want some answers. Now what in God's name happened out here tonight? Somebody better talk to me. Head Thug: Check out the east warehouse over on Lairdman Island. You'll get your answers there. Michaelangelo: Aw, a fellow chucker, eh? Splinter: For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my master Yoshi. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself for the first time without a home, wandering thew sewers, scavaging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles. Michaelangelo: That was us. Hee hee. Donatello: Shut up. Oh, no. Splinter: The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock. For they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing. Particularly in intellect. I was amazed by how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next: one of them spoke. Young Michaelangelo: [in flashback] Pizza. Pizza. Splinter: More words followed, and I began their training. Teaching them all that I had learned from my master. And soon, I gave them all names: Leonardo, Michaelangelo Michaelangelo: That's me. Splinter: Donatello [he makes a heroic-sounding hum] Splinter: and Raphael. April: I'm not dreaming, am I? Splinter: No. I'm afraid not. Teenager: Got any cigarettes? Foot Recruit: [pulls out two cartons] Regular or menthol? Raphael: You guys must be studying the *abridged* book of Ninja fighting. [Fights the Foot Soldiers with ease] Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me? [more and more Foot Soldiers arrive] Raphael: Good answer. Good answer. Thug: [of Raph] What the hell was that? Thug: I - I don't know. Casey Jones: [jumps down next to them] Now *that*, was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And *this* is the penalty. [knocks them over with his hockey stick] Casey Jones: Two minutes for slashing... [does it again] Casey Jones: Two minutes for hooking... [again] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: And let's not forget my personal favorite: two minutes for high sticking. Raphael: [jumps in and knocks him down] How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal? Casey Jones: Hey, Bogey... who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine, all right? These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson. Raphael: Not like that they don't. Not from you. Casey Jones: [Turns to see the thugs running away, turns back] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. [Pulls out two ball bats] Casey Jones: The class is Pain Your instructor is Casey Jones. Raphael: Look, I don't wanna fight you. Casey Jones: Yeah, well, tough rocks, pal. Chief Sterns: Just what is it you hope to accomplish out there, besides BUSTING MY CHOPS? April: I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it. Chief Sterns: You expect me to waste precious man power because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened years ago in Japan? April: Have you got anything else? Chief Sterns: Are you trying to tell me HOW TO DO MY JOB? The Shredder: [confronting the turtles] You fight well... in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. [Casey knocks out two Foot Soldiers in rapid succession] Casey Jones: [sighs] It's a talent. Raphael: I do hope there's more o' them. Splinter: All fathers care for their sons. Splinter: Raphael, come sit by me. Raphael: Couldn't this wait 'til morning? Splinter: You will listen now. my Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking." Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here, my son. Head Thug: We have a loyalty to the Shredder. Splinter: The Shredder uses you, he poisons your minds, he only obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt. Head Thug: We're family. Casey Jones: What? Did you say family? You call all this and that... [points to Tatsu] Casey Jones: ... down there family? Tatsu: Go... play. Tatsu: Ninja 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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忍者龟 (1990)

演职人员(250)

斯蒂夫·巴伦

凯文·伊斯特曼

Peter Laird

Bobby Herbeck

Todd W. Langen

朱迪思·霍格

伊莱亚斯·科泰斯

乔什·帕斯

Raymond Serra

David Forman

Michelan Sisti

Leif Tilden

Michael Turney

Jay Patterson

詹姆斯·塞托

Toshirô Obata

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