惊声尖叫 (1996)

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  • 恐怖  灾难  惊悚
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  • Tatum: Well, you're not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear? Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies! Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative! Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch! Casey: Who's there? Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something. Randy: Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field. Drunk teen: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over there before they pry him down! Stu: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits. Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry! Kenny: My name isn't Jesus. Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW! Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know! Tatum: Stupidity Leak! Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you. Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales? Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench? Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section? Stu: As if. Randy: Oh, really, Alicia? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : [killer's Voice] What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost. Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time. Sidney Prescott: Fuck you. Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost. Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone? Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum. Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag. Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up. Stu: ...Shit... Billy: What? Stu: Oh, shit. Billy: [They go into the kitchen to find Sidney and Mr. Prescott gone] Where are they? Where are they? Stu: I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man! [the phone rings] Stu: Should I let the machine get it? Billy: [answers it] Hello? Sidney Prescott: Are you alone in the house? Billy: Bitch! You bitch, where the fuck are you? Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass! [Stu is slowly collapsing to the floor] Billy: Find her, you dipshit! Get up! Stu: I can't, Billy... you already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man! [Billy gives Stu the phone] Billy: [whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her. Stu: ...Hello? Sidney Prescott: Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you going to tell them? Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive. [Billy takes the phone back] Billy: I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother! Sidney Prescott: You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy! Billy: Fuck! [He accidentally hits Stu with the phone] Stu: Ow! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick! Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive. Sidney Prescott: But this is *not* a movie. Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie. Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me? Cheerleader in Bathroom: She was never attacked. I think she made it all up. Girl in Bathroom: Why would she lie about it? Cheerleader in Bathroom: For attention. The girl has some serious issues. What if she did it? Wat if Sidney killed Casey and Steve? Girl in Bathroom: Why would she do that? Cheerleader in Bathroom: Maybe she had the hots for Steve and killed them both in a jealous rage. Girl in Bathroom: What would Sidney want with Steve? She's got her own bubble-butt boyfriend, Billy. Cheerleader in Bathroom: Maybe she's a slut, just like her mother. Girl in Bathroom: Cut some slack, she watched her mom get butchered. Cheerleader in Bathroom: And it fucked her up royally. Think about it, her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional. "Where's God," etc. Completely suicidal. One day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes out that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. Girl in Bathroom: Where do you get this shit? Cheerleader in Bathroom: Ricky Lake Girl in Bathroom: You are pathetic. [They leave the bathroom] Ghostface: Wait, I thought we were going to go out Casey: [uneasily, starting to feel nervous] Um, I don't think do Ghostface: [in a warning tone] Don't hang up on me Casey: [she hangs up. The phone rings again] Yes? Ghostface: [in an ominous, taunting threatening tone] I told you not to hang up on me Casey: What do you want? Principal Himbry: So. Two of your fellow students, just savagely murdered, and this is the way that you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh? Let me tell you something. [pause] Principal Himbry: You're both expelled. Get out! Expelled Teen #1: Aw, come on, Mr. Himbry, it was just a joke! Expelled Teen #2: That is not fair! Principal Himbry: You're absolutely right. It is not fair. Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are! Tatum: No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel! Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. Sidney Prescott: Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno. Stu: Did you really call the police? Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did. Stu: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself. Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling. Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin! Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies? Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting. Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental. Billy: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre. Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience. Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me. Casey: Listen, asshole! Phone Voice: No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Can you handle that... Blondie? Billy: [quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes. Phone Voice: Okay, answer this question, you live. Who was the killer in Friday the 13th? Casey: Jason! It was Jason! Phone Voice: Nope. Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 20 goddam times! Phone Voice: Then you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel! Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something. Tatum: [about Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside. Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! [yelling in video store] Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT! Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield! Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard. Stu: I always had a thing for ya, Sid! [She bites his hand and he screams] Stu: Ohhhhh, God! Bitch! Sidney Prescott: In your dreams! [She shoves the television at him] Billy: [licks "blood" from his fingers] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie." Billy: Your slut mother was fucking my father. She's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me... how's that for a motive? Billy: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? Stu: No. Billy: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive. Stu: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die. Billy: You get one right, you die. Ghostface: What's your favorite scary movie? Tatum: Cut Casper, that's a wrap! Ghostface: Lucky for you there's a bonus round, but poor Steve... I'm afraid he's out! Stu: Liver alone! Randy: [Gale, Sid and Randy are looking at Billy's body] Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. [Billy starts to rise] Sidney Prescott: [shoots Billy] Not in my movie. Billy: What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer? Gale: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands! Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title. Gale: Well, we can help, can't we? I mean, we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • , not yet. Gale: Well, he's not a suspect, is he? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: We haven't ruled him out as a possibility. [He becomes aware that he is gazing too long at her eyes] Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: If you'll excuse me. [Dewey turns away, but Gale pursues and grabs his arm] Gale: I'm sorry, am I keeping you? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: [Turning back to her, he removes his hat] If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person. [He gives her a flirty smile and turns away again to run up the school steps] Gale: [delighted] So you do watch the show! [Dewey stops and turns back] Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm I was 24 for a whole year. [Gale runs across the school campus to Dewey] Gale: Is there a problem on campus? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: No. Everything's under control. Gale: [seductively] Well, of course. You're here. Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: You're not supposed to be here. Gale: I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew? [giggles] Gale: You look awfully young to be a police officer. Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I'm 25 years old. Gale: You know, in a demographic study, I proved to be most popular amongst males 11 to I guess I just missed you. [giggles flirtatiously] Gale: Of course, you don't look a day over Except in that... [She looks him up and down, admiringly] Gale: ... upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: [Charmed, despite his common sense:] No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer. [They smile at each other] Sidney Prescott: You know, if, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary, then the killer's still out there. Tatum: Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don't freak yourself out, okay? We've got a long night ahead of us. [first lines] Casey: Hello? Phone Voice: Hello. Casey: Yes? Phone Voice: Who is this? Casey: Who are you trying to reach? Phone Voice: What number is this? Casey: Well, what number are you trying to reach? Phone Voice: I don't know. Casey: I think you have the wrong number. Phone Voice: Do I? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : It happens. Take it easy. Stu: Because there's not way a girl could have killed them. Tatum: That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female-Basic Instinct. Randy: That was an ice pick-not exactly the same thing. Stu: Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. Takes a man to do something like that. Tatum: Or a man's mentality. Stu: I didn't kill anybody. Billy: Nobody said you did. Stu: Thanks, buddy! Randy: Besides..."Takes a MAN to do something like that!" Stu: I'm gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. Randy: Tell me something; Did you reall put her liver in the mailbox, because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancrease. Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: He's my superior! Tatum: Janitor is your superior. Stu: You know who I think it is? Her father. I mean, why can't they find her Pops, man? Randy: Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere. Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! [yelling] Randy: Everybody's a suspect! Sidney Prescott: Why are you doing this? Stu: It's all part of the game, Sidneeeee! Stu: [raises machine to mouth and shouts] Stu: It's called GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE! Sidney Prescott: Fuck you! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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