Otto Rocket: Woogie, Woogie, Woogie, Woogie. Twister: Rock on with your bad self! Otto Rocket: You mean Sam's not sick because he's always sick and we're sick because we're never sick. That's sick! [Twister is following Lars - they're under the pier] Twister: I don't see anything cool back here, and it smells like a cat box. Twister: I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of. [Otto picks up the phone, interrupting Twister and Reggie's conversation] Twister: Reggie? You're starting to sound like Otto. Otto: This IS Otto. Squid: This place is a breeding ground for germs! Twister: Cool! Twister: 100% pure California busted. Lars: I guess I'm sort of sorry. Twister: You're just sayin' that cuz Mom made you. Squid: At least I got that out of my system. Twister: Yeah! And all over the parking lot! I mean, I felt like hurling when you hurled. Reggie: Why do you keep changing channels every three seconds? Otto: There's nothing on! Reggie: There's 99 channels, pick one! [the gang is lost in the woods They spot a pile of bones] Squid: It's a lost Wood Ranger! Reggie: These are chicken bones. Twister: What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger uniform? Otto: Your brother and his loser friends ditched us. [about Otto] Tito: There's no talking to that kid. Ray: Welcome to my world. Otto: Don't tell anybody we're in the back bowl. I don't wanna get busted. Deal? Reggie: I don't know... Otto: I'll tell Raymundo who broke his favorite cactus doing kick flips in the living room. Reggie: Deal! [sees a deer for the first time] Twister: AHHH! Mutant goat! Otto Rocket: Who was working your head? This is like the time you thought you saw the half dog/half boy. Twister: He chased cars, didn't he? Tito: He who rubs his enemy's face in the sand gets buried in the sand, too. Twister: You think I should bury Lars in the sand? Otto Rocket:
There's only one thing missing on the Wall of Fame, Rocket Boy.
Reggie Rocket: Do you think there's enough wall for ALL your greatness? Lars: Why were you screaming so much last night? Twister: I had a dream about your face. Lars: Do you wanna dream about my FIST? Mrs. Rodriguez: Boys, what did I say about threatening each other at breakfast? Otto Rocket: We'll have the back half of Mount Baldy to ourselves. And since it's off limits, no one will even know we're back there. Reggie Rocket: There might possibly be a REASON for the yellow barricade. Twister: Why do you always have to ruin our fun? Reggie: I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your lives! Otto Rocket: Just sneak out your bedroom window. Sam: Do you know how big a drop that is? Otto: Yeah. Two feet Tito Makani Jr.: Maybe words aren't your vocation. Raymundo Rocket: My vacation? Twister: Reg knocked my eye out! Otto: Twist, you left the lens cap on. Twister: Please tell me this is a bad dream. Lars: Mom says I have to tag along 'cause you're too lame to go to another country by yourself. [He tosses the suitcase to Twister, who discovers that its empty] Twister: For your information, Hawaii is a state. Lars: Yeah right. And Chicago's a city. Otto Rocket: [on the phone trying to get his surfboards from his dad while he and Sam are playing hookie] I promised to bring two surfboards in for Show-N'-Tell. So... if you could just leave them behind the shop... that way, Sam's mom can swing by and pick them up when she brings his asthma medicine to school? Thanks, Raymundo! [hangs up] Otto Rocket: Relax, Squid. Raymundo totally bought it! Raymundo Rocket: [back at the Shack, also hanging up] Oh, man, I didn't buy that for a second.