Urusei Yatsura: Yume no shikajin, In...

Ataru: All I did was ask for her address and phone number, hold her hand, put my arm around her, and ask her out! That... that's all I did! Future Ataru: Damn you, Lum! All I did was create a harem. Although, to get money for the harem, I did sell all your stuff. But that wasn't enough, so I tricked you into working as well. And the room was small, I made you sleep on the roof, and I didn't feed you either. But... but... just because of that, you left me? Ataru: Of course she did, you bastard! [Whacks him with mallet.] Shinobu: Oh, Lum! Did you happen to see a perverted rabbit flying through the air? Shinobu: I wonder if any decent guys have ever fallen onto the road. Lum: Darling, how do you account for this? Ataru: Huh? What? Lum: There's no future where we're married to one another! How do you explain this? Ataru: How the hell should I know? I'm... I'm suffering too! Lum: Just because there's no future in which you're master of a harem? Ataru: I'm not that stupid! I gave up on that foolish dream ages ago. I've been dreaming... of a much humbler future than that... even just a one-room apartment, with Lum. Lum: What... Darling! Ataru: ...and Shinobu, and Sakura, and Ran, and Ryuunosuke, and Ryoko, and Asuka, and Benten, and Oyuki. Such a... such a humble future, is what I've been dreaming of! Lum: What's humble about that? [Shinobu hangs from a doorknob for dear life.] Lum: Are you all right? Shinobu: Does it look like I'm all right? Inaba: But, I can't just let you go, I have to reward you somehow. Shinobu: I don't need a reward. Inaba: I know! As a reward, I'll go on a date with you! Shinobu: Now hold on... Inaba: No need to be shy. C'mon, how about it? Shinobu: I said NO! [Punches him into the sky.] Shinobu: Do you understand THAT, you pervert? Lum: So, who wants to be toast first?