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Sir Adrian Dangerous: I've got the explosives! Richard Dangerous: Well, take them off! Sir Adrian Dangerous: Whatcha mean, what about the human bomb impression? Richard Dangerous: It's been cancelled! Sir Adrian Dangerous: Well why didn't you tell me before? Richard Dangerous: Because I'm a TOTAL BASTARD! Richard Dangerous: Well, we've all got something in common, haven't we? That's right, It's Saturday Night! But it's not only Saturday night, it's also Wednesday night! [pause] Richard Dangerous: I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Can I start over? Offscreen: No, I'm sorry, but we just haven't got the time. Richard Dangerous: Well, then I hope you DIE! Richard Dangerous: Sex is a thing that people do while they're trying to get to sleep. Sir Adrian Dangerous: This has gone beyond a joke. Richard Dangerous: I don't think it's got that far yet. [repeated line] Richard Dangerous: Unusually dangerous, I trust you'll agree [repeated line] Richard Dangerous: Incalculably stupid, i trust you'll agree. Richard Dangerous: So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, let's wet our danger-buds as Sir Adrian teases us with some unusually dangerous bicycling! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Richard Dangerous: No brakes! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Richard Dangerous: No brakes! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Sir Adrian Dangerous: [crashes bicycle into a wall] Richard Dangerous: Are you all right, Sir Adrian? Sir Adrian Dangerous: No. Richard Dangerous: I might advise you at home not to try this trick, as it invariably ends in death. Richard Dangerous: That's revolting. What've you been eating? Sir Adrian Dangerous: Doggie doo. Richard Dangerous: Doggie doo? Sir Adrian Dangerous: Yeah. I did it for a bet. Richard Dangerous: A bet? Sir Adrian Dangerous: Yeah. I said "I bet that tastes disgusting!" Sir Adrian Dangerous: Dynamite down the pants... explode-o! Richard Dangerous: Now you keep quiet, while I set fire to you. Sir Adrian Dangerous: [Addressing the audience] Everyone keep quiet while he sets fire to me. Richard Dangerous: There was a young woman from... uh... Knockers! Who had an enormous pair of... breasts! One was a whopper, one was a... jumbly wubbly, and the other was... an enormous, great big golden bozo! Sir Adrian Dangerous: [offscreen] That's three! Sir Adrian Dangerous: THAT was a surprise kick in the goolies! Richard Dangerous: Nice to see you again, Sir Adrian! Sir Adrian Dangerous: Nice to be seen. Richard Dangerous: And now ladies and gentlemen, torture by female dog! Sir Adrian Dangerous: No no no! That one's a bitch! Richard Dangerous: The screams of the damned mingle with the, with the, with the, the CRIES of the, uh, the vegetable sellers of, of London town! No they don't, that's wrong, damn damn DAMN! Sir Adrian Dangerous: Well y'see, it's bloody hard to find a crocodile. Especially one that's prepared to snog with me! Richard Dangerous: Yeah, have you ever seen a gay crocodile? Sir Adrian Dangerous: Yeah, have you ever seen a happy crocodile? Richard Dangerous: Will you stop touching my bottom while I'm talking! Richard Dangerous: So you want to play dirty, do you? Sir Adrian Dangerous: Yes I do! But I think we better finish the show first. Richard Dangerous: So without further ado ladies and gentlemen, let's wet out danger-buds as Sir Adrian teases us with some unusually dangerous bicycling! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Richard Dangerous: No brakes! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Richard Dangerous: No brakes! Sir Adrian Dangerous: I have got NO BRAKES. Sir Adrian Dangerous: [crashes bicycle into a wall] Richard Dangerous: Are you all right, Sir Adrian? Sir Adrian Dangerous: No.

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冰封侠:时空行者

上映日期:2018-11-02

导演: 叶伟民

演员: 甄子丹黄圣依

Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger

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