Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity(2001)

Richie: What the fuck happened there? Eddie: Well you keep running around shouting "What the fuck happened there?" whilst wobbling your tits about like some epileptic page 3 model. [The pair are drinking tea made with pig's milk] Eddie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Have you noticed something really odd about the pig? In all the times you have milked it have you noticed it only has one nipple? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Richie: Yeah I had noticed that weird isn't it? Eddie: Plus it never seems to produce a lot of milk, also have you spotted those two great bollocks it has?" [Richie has a shocked look on face before starting to vomit] [The pair are alone in some domed room] Richie: Hello? Eddie: Hello! Richie: No not you! Eddie: Maybe I wasn't replying to you. Richie: So then, there really is someone else here? Eddie: Yeah I'm afraid so. Richie: Who is it? Eddie: Its me! Hello! Richie: Look out Eddie, Ainsley Harriot is coming down here and he's strapping on a condom! Eddie: Quick, Get out of my way! I don't want to be in Ready Steady Fuck! [Richie is wearing bright pink Underwear] Eddie: Where did you get those? Richie: I made them from a pair of washing up gloves. They are marigolds, and they were a little snug to get into. I also haven't been able to get the bastards off for three days. Also the thumb is stuck up my arse! [Talking about the Parrot] Richie: What was that thing he used to say? Eddie: Get off, Get off I'm not a sexual animal? Richie: No not that one the other thing? Eddie: Oi Richie get me another drink you overweight twat! Richie: That's the one. Richie: Is Dave attacking that Seagull? Eddie: Either that or he's shagging it. Richie: No the seagulls attacking him! Now with the left, now the right, that's it Dave that's how you fly away. Eddie: Come on Dave, take your coat off! Kick him where it hurts! Richie: Ouch! He's kicked himself in the bollocks hasn't he? Eddie: Look there go all the seagull's mates, flying off, laughing and with Dave's wallet. Richie: Eddie, think back what's the last thing you remember? Eddie: Oh I know this, it was you, it was you telling me to "Think back what's the last thing you remember?", it's all coming back to me. Eddie: Where's the bar? Richie: Eddie there's no bar! Eddie: What the fuck happened there? What the fuck happened there? What the fuck fuck fuck happened there? What the fuck fucking fuck fuckity fuck happened there? Richie: Language! Eddie: English! This is a very serious No Bar, situation. Mary Mother of Jesus Help! Help! Help! Richie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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What other options do we have? Let's explore our parameters? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Eddie: You leave my trousers out of this, I don't want any funny business. Shit there's no corners to hide in! Richie: Just a little bit Eddie. Just a little touchy touchy it doesn't matter. Just a little wibbly wobbly touchy touch...Oh Fucking Homo! Richie: Do you know I went to Yoga? I did! If I'd got up to level twenty I might have been able to fuck myself. As look would have it, I got to level thirteen, accidently sneezed and blew myself inside out. What I thought was a rather funky goatee beard turned out to be my pubic hair. I couldn't see it anyway though because I had two bollocks hanging in front of my eyes. I was in surgery three days, three whole days before the surgeons stopped giggling. Richie: Before you go say something nice. Eddie: Breasts! Richie: No. Eddie: Larger! Richie: No, something else. Eddie: I'm sorry Rich, but breasts and larger are the only nice things I know. Richie: Come on Eddie think of the money! Eddie: What? Are you getting paid? Richie: No, I don't get paid, it's not me it's that wretch of an actor who plays me. What's his name? You know that tosser who fell off the quad bike? Eddie: I knew I should have fixed those brakes. Richie: What did you say? Eddie: I know the one, he's sort of balding and getting a tummy. Richie: Yeah, he's getting far too old to play me. Richie: Who is that awful actor who plays you? Eddie: Oh I know he's got a girl's name, is it Julie Goodyear? It's not that Ginger Hair'd cunt is it? Richie: Who? Chris Evans? Eddie: Yeah. Richie: No, it can't be. Anyway it's not you, it's him! You are a very good little character. Richie: So let me get this straight, we aren't in some dark, godless void on the edge of human misery? Eddie: No we're in Nottingham. Richie: Same thing isn't it? Richie: It's not our fault we have shit actors playing us, however it could be worse we could be in Vecks in Practice! I know I said "Vecks" I meant to say Vets. Eddie: I thought you did. Richie: It was one of my great improvisations. Eddie: I never watched Vecks in Practice much, but I believe it's shit anyway. Richie: It must be the Pig's Spunk, tacky teeth, now where were we? Eddie: What were you doing during the interval? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity (2001)

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Dewi Humphreys

Adrian Edmondson

Rik Mayall

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