"Celebrity Poker Showdown" 5.9

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Himself - Host: What's the point of having warm testicles if your nipples are cold? Phil Gordon: Even Jesus wouldn't bet all of his chips on a Jack-three! Himself - Host: Or, well, if he did, by the time the cards hit the table they'd be different. Phil Gordon: [stands up] I'll read the chip count if you can put your hand on the top of my head. Himself - Host: [looks at Phil's crotch, which is eye level with him] Which one? Tournament Director: [catch phrase] Shuffle up and deal! Kevin Nealon: You do any voice-over work, Robert? Robert Thompson: No, but can you give me some? Kevin Nealon: Nope. Robert Thompson: Okay. Dave Foley: Okay, why don't we see how the chips are stacking. Phil Gordon: Ask nicely. Dave Foley: Would you please do a chip count? Phil Gordon: Okay. Travis Tritt: Just remember, nobody has ever died from secondhand spit. Wanda Sykes: They will if they spit on the wrong motherfucker.