Donna Malone: [to Santa] Ow! I've been good all year fat boy! Charlie: [after Donna his him] That's going to hurt when I pee! Spencer Davenport: Divorced kids are resourceful Grace Conrad: Santa, me and my friends have a bet. Handsome Santa: About What? Grace Conrad: [pulling down Santa's beard,] I was right! You are hot! Timothy 'Beef' Wellington: My mom's boyfriend says Christmas is the time of year when Frosty fights the Devil. Grace Conrad: Santa, me and my friends have a bet. Handsome Santa: About what? Grace Conrad: [Pulling down Santa's beard] I was right! You are hot!