Madea:
Okay Toni, this is your problem... Madea told Toni to go upstairs... 13 stairs... and call 10 digits to get some help with her homework. Toni said she aint doin' it, set back on the couch, folded 2 of her arms and rolled 2 of her eyes. Madea grabbed Toni by 2 of her ankles, dragged her upstairs, hitting her head on every step. How many bruises will little Toni have by the time she gets to the emergency room at Grady Hospital?
Madea:
You sittin' here looking like 412 pounds... of a clogged artery.
Madea:
If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like!
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baby?
Vanessa:
In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.
Leo:
Vanessa!
Vanessa:
What?
Leo:
I hear water running!
Vanessa:
What?
[runs to the bathroom]
Vanessa:
Oh my God! Somebody call 911!
Nate:
Where's the baby?
Vanessa:
In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.
Nate:
Vanessa!
Vanessa:
What?
Nate:
I hear water running!
Vanessa:
What?
[runs to the bathroom]
Vanessa:
Oh my God! Somebody call 911!
Madea:
Sonny, ain't nobody but your wife and Nate were in this house when the baby was hurt, cut his head and almost drowned in the tub, put it together.
Madea:
Ella come on! Where' you at?
Ella:
Right now?
Madea:
Ride or die, fool! Ride or die!
[Ella comes out of the closet]
Madea:
Ella!
[singing]
Madea:
Is she up in the closet?
Madea:
[to Toni] I'm gonna set you back a few years, I used to play this game with Cora, more parents need to play this game with their kids. Young kids acting the hell out of control...
[empties her bag of belts]
Madea:
We're gonna play a game called 'tear that ass up!'
Jeremy:
Katie, you know Toni, that daughter of ours, she's been filling out really nice, and she only lives 2 blocks from me.
Madea:
Not anymore, she done moved.
Ella:
Is Madea here?
Vanessa:
No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?
Ella:
I'll wait for her.
Vanessa:
I said she's not here, Miss Ella!
Ella:
And I said I'll wait!
Chico:
Where is my meal?
Madea:
I know you can't read but that sign say "Do not feed the monkeys".
Vanessa:
Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?
Ella:
Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.
Vanessa:
So where is...
Ella:
I ain't got one, I ain't got one.
Toni:
Hey Katie, I mean hello Mama.
Katie:
Mama? What've you been doing to my daughter?
Madea:
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I've been tearing that ass up. You know, I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline. I see people taking in foster kids just to get money off of them, you need to watch how you treat these kids. I don't know who I'm talking to, but there's a lady in this section somewhere, watch how you treat them.
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Madea:
Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge and he said "I'm sick of seeing you", I said "I'm sick of seeing you too". He said "Don't be getting smart with me", I said "I've been smart, I'm just getting here". He said "Say one more thing", I said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail".复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
