《犯罪心理》是一部心理悬疑惊悚剧，一班精英汇集在一起，分析全国最棘手的罪犯的心理，并在他们再次施暴前预测出他们的下一步的行动。特别探员Jason Gideon是这个小组的头，他是FBI最顶尖的行为分析专家。其他专家包括：特别探员Spercer Reid博士...更多>
Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password. Special Agent Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius. Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad. Michael Russo: Look, I don't speak smartass. Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes? Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors. Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right. Agent Aaron Hotch: How's it having Gideon around? Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like. Special Agent Jason Gideon: [Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia? Agent Aaron Hotch: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...? Special Agent Jason Gideon: The room...the one with all the screens? [Hotch nods] Special Agent Jason Gideon: I like her. She's great. Elle Greenway: [Morgan walks in, startles Elle] Dude! Special Agent Derek Morgan: Dude? You're *way* too tense. Cheryl Davenport: This job... how do you stomach it? Elle Greenway: The people I go after are cowards. They often prey upon the weaker members of society, such as women and children. There is nothing I would rather do than put the bastards away. Agent Aaron Hotch: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid. Man: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school. Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them. Man: What, are you a genius or something? Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute. [pause] Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius. Special Agent Jason Gideon:
Confucius once said, "When you seek revenge, dig two graves."
Garcia: [Aaron's brother Sean emerges angrily from Aaron's office. Garcia, Elle, and J.J. are watching.] That's him. Elle Greenway: THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother? Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Sorry, I just don't see it. Agent Aaron Hotch: [Aaron appears at the door of his office.] Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives... Sean Hotch: You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron!! [Sean continues to storm away.] Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Now, I can see it... Garcia: [answering call] Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one? Garcia: [answering call] Oracle of Quantico - speak if you deign to hear truth!