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Rudy
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Our birthday comes once a year and you ask for a hockey mask. You don't even play.
Jacob:
Jason from Friday the 13th wears one. He's bad-ass.
Leonard Fisher:
Why were you saving piss?
Rudy:
Just in case. Pretty smart, huh?
Jacob:
No offence, but I never thought my future brother would be a... well, a "brother".
Keith Gardner:
I never thought my future brother would have a KOOL AID stain, smeared across his face.
Jacob:
Fuck you, it's a birthmark!