Tornado Tommy: [after an enormous twister misses his tour truck by inches, to his tourists]
That was worth getting up in the morning for, wasn't it, huh? Did y'all like that?
Andy Goodman: Tornadoes destroy Las Vegas, we got hurricane force winds in the Gulf. We miss 'em both? Chris Haywood: What can I say? We were caught off guard. Andy Goodman: People are dead because we failed. But from now on, if a dog farts in Duluth, I expect to somebody to know about it! [the St. Louis Arch is destroyed by a tornado] Andy Goodman: How could it knock down the Arch? I thought that thing was built to withstand 300-mile-an-hour winds. Sabrina Rogers: I thought the highest winds ever recorded for an F5 tornado were 243 miles an hour. Andy Goodman: Which makes this an F6. And we've never seen an F6. [getting sucked up into the tornado] Tornado Tommy: Whoa, baby, we're going for a ride...! [after seeing three tornadoes] Tornado Tommy: I got triplets! I got triplets! Secretary of Energy Shirley Abbott: I can see it now - "During the great American Blackout, Secretary of Energy Abbott sat in her office and watched the lights go out."