Tornado Tommy:
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That was worth getting up in the morning for, wasn't it, huh? Did y'all like that?
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Andy Goodman:
Tornadoes destroy Las Vegas, we got hurricane force winds in the Gulf. We miss 'em both?
Chris Haywood:
What can I say? We were caught off guard.
Andy Goodman:
People are dead because we failed. But from now on, if a dog farts in Duluth, I expect to somebody to know about it!
[the St. Louis Arch is destroyed by a tornado]
Andy Goodman:
How could it knock down the Arch? I thought that thing was built to withstand 300-mile-an-hour winds.
Sabrina Rogers:
I thought the highest winds ever recorded for an F5 tornado were 243 miles an hour.
Andy Goodman:
Which makes this an F And we've never seen an F
[getting sucked up into the tornado]
Tornado Tommy:
Whoa, baby, we're going for a ride...!
[after seeing three tornadoes]
Tornado Tommy:
I got triplets! I got triplets!
Secretary of Energy Shirley Abbott:
I can see it now - "During the great American Blackout, Secretary of Energy Abbott sat in her office and watched the lights go out."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
