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      明星雇员 (2004)

      • 美国
      • |
      • 喜剧  剧情
      • |
      • 1小时37分钟
      6.7
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      明星雇员

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      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • If America is the great melting pot, then L.A. public transportation is the gooey shit baked on the bottom. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I've never been one to judge a book by its cover. Unless, of course, the cover of the book reads, "The Guy Sitting Next To Me Just Shit Himself". 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [repeated line] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I love you. Believe me? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • The... the engagement party! How come you didn't invite me? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I didn't think you'd come. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I wouldn't have. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Then why are you here? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 'Cause you didn't invite me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • If I knew you're not going to come, why would I bother sending an invitation? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Look there's a reason why I'm you're oldest friend in the world. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I can't seem to remember what it is right now. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I tell the truth. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mr. Gartin: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins, and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes, and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a new born baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you. And I got deep pockets and all the time in the world, and I never lose, ask anyone who's tried me. Ask my old man. By the time I'm done with you, you'd be in some alley giving blowjobs to cab drivers for pocket change to get a cup of coffee, because you're a loser, and that's what happens to losers. You're fired. Period. Deal with it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • She loves me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • How much of her Kool-aid did you drink? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Tell me the world is a fair place. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mr. Gartin: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • It's not, and try to remember that while your ass bleeds as you're being passed from nigger to wop in the showers at San Quinton. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Tell that fuckstick boss of yours to take tomorrow's work day and shove it up his dick! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I don't even know what that means. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • He'll know what it means! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I just hope that my review shows that I've been slacking off, and this way I should be fired. That way, when I snap and threaten to kill the old fucker, I'll have a good reason. I'm just kidding. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mr. Gartin: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • My grandfather built this bank on sweat and steel not bullshit and nepotism. He put the bank first, and so I do too. Now today is Thursday, consider Friday you're last day. You're fired. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • That means no bonus, no benefits? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 29 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Mr. Gartin 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • ff4 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • : 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No shit! I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kyle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What's the matter, sunshine? Step in some shit? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You're an asshole, Kyle. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kyle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Ya think? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • How do you sleep at night? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Kyle: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Usually naked. On one of the newer, younger employees. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh. That explains the smile on Bob's face. Go easy on him, he's just a janitor. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Do you want a blowjob or something? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No, I'm good. Thanks. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Do you wanna fuck? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You know, that's really sweet, but, uh... I don't think it's a good idea. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You can jerk off on my tits if you want. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You know, as much as I'd love to, I think I'm gonna pass. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [stops to open a beer] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper, do you have a boyfriend? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Yeah. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What would you do if he was having sex with another girl? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Whisper: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Play with her tits? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Betting money on terminal cases? Even Manson would call bullshit on this freak show! Get out of here! God! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Dorff: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Free country! Love it or leave it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • They don't deserve the steam off your piss! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Are you smoking crack? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • No, not... not right now. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You ever watch figure skating, man? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Please don't talk. I've got a lot on my mind. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I'm not into the sushi, but Michelle Kwan... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • What are you doing? Can we just sit here and not talk? Can we do that? Let's just try and do that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I'd suck sake out of her ass in front of my grandmother. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack, you know Eric's gay. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Ya, he's here, he's queer, I'm used to it. I have no problems with queers. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Eric: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Well, the community is going to be so thrilled to hear that, Jack. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • I mean it! I mean, sucking dick, when chicks do it, I not only applaud, I want to watch it. I got, I got three-hour pornos with nothing but wall-to-wall ball to jaw. But when I think about chowing down on some other guys' wrinkled Mr. Lincoln... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • [makes a face and tries to contain his laughter] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Eric: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack, are you a cartoon character? I mean, does someone come to your house every morning and draw you on an easel? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Everything I am is an illusion. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Tits on a taco, it's hot out there. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • 23 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Eric 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • ed0 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Jack, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Uh... Six. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Eric: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Oh, so close. It was "Go fuck yourself!" 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • You just gave a dead woman's bracelet, To an eighteen year old stripper, Who's gonna fuck you in the parking lot, While you snort crank off a hunting knife. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Jack: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Your point is? 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • David Walsh: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
      • Every day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate, God's will. That particular John Doe spent his whole life eating his peas, studying his algebra, saving for his 401K, blah blah blah... All that to wind up a brown stain on a 10 ton city bus, to be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus. God Kills true believers and kind souls everyday; and gets a free pass from the entire world; all because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some divine plan. Well, fuck that, I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as God's. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people; but today everyone is gonna know why I did. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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