[picking up another phone to interrupt his daughter's phone conversation with her new boyfriend] Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.
[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.
[during a lively board meeting, to a janitor in the back] I'm psyched! You - I don't know your name yet! What's your name?