James Lansome:
Brazil's the only country named after a tree. Bagged lettuce that you buy at the store, they wash it in chlorine.
Samantha Mackenzie:
The little parallelogram above your top lip is called a filtrum. Five years, half a decade, is a lustrum.
James Lansome:
Every state in the Union has a town called Springfield. Male turtles grunt, female turtles hiss.
Samantha Mackenzie:
The difference between a fruit and a vegetable - off the vine fruit ripens, a vegetable just rots.
James Lansome:
Spread your arms just like this, middle finger to middle finger, it's equivalent to your height.
Samantha Mackenzie:
Distance from your wrist to your elbow is the length of your foot.
James Lansome:
Your ears and nose never stop...
James Lansome, Samantha Mackenzie:
Growing
James Lansome:
Right.
Samantha Mackenzie:
All I want is normal, Mia.
Samantha Mackenzie:
I loved who I got to be with him.
English Professor:
At the end of the day the prince is, is what?
Samantha Mackenzie:
Just a prince.
James Lansome:
Well?
Samantha Mackenzie:
It's disgusting... I love it.
James Lansome:
Actually, I think I completely understand what you're going through.
Samantha Mackenzie:
You do?
James Lansome:
This one time, I won the class spelling bee. I couldn't get from point A to point B without people watching my every move. I had to avoid the press, the paparazzi. And the women. My God, the women, Sam. The number of training bras left in my locker could fill the support needs of an entire country.
Mia Thompson:
Nice equipment.
Charles:
Excuse me?
Mia Thompson:
The computers.
James Lansome:
Lucky Charm secure.
Samantha Mackenzie:
I'm the devil, See?