Munnabhai M.B.B.S. (2003)

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  • 喜剧  犯罪
Munnabhai M.B.B.S.


  • Dr. J. Asthana: May I ask what is happening here? Murli Prasad Sharma: No! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, did you know that there are 206 bones in the body?... We never thought about that while breaking them, did we? Dr. J. Asthana: Can I ask what is going on here? Murli Prasad Sharma: Ask! Don't be shy, ask. Come on, ask! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I'm missing Mom. I keep remembering her. Circuit: Your memory is very solid, man, so solid that I can see her. Hey, are you missing Dad also. I can see him too. [Circuit and Munna have just kidnapped someone] Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said "Point the gun," not "Shoot out all of Mumbai!" Circuit: Chill out, bro - these are blanks, they only sting! [He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape] Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out? Circuit: Hey, don't fuse my circuit, or you'll be sent home in three different bags! [Circuit has received a telegram from Hari Prasad Sharma about his arrival] Murli Prasad Sharma: When? Circuit: Today, at five o'clock! Murli Prasad Sharma: Damn! We're screwed! Murli Prasad Sharma: It's just what I feared... lymphoma of the intestines... Murli Prasad Sharma: [slapping a goon] You over-acting piece of@#%! You're supposed to have a kidney problem, and instead you have a heart attack! [He points to another goon disguised as a patient] Murli Prasad Sharma: Look at this chap - what a natural actor! He's been playing the same role for three years and Papa's never recognised him! Circuit: Bro, if it hurts you so much, why don't you tell your father the truth? Tell him that a don gets more respect in this city than any damn doc! Murli Prasad Sharma: He'll die if he comes to know - it's just a matter of seven days, Circuit, give it a rest... Murli Prasad Sharma: [seeing goons taking down the hospital sign] HEY! Don't touch that signboard! My father's name is on that sign! Hands off! Bastards! Don't you dare! [He goes berserk, and has to be restrained by Circuit] Murli Prasad Sharma: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Circuit, I've decided I'm going to be a doctor... 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Circuit: Uh... bro, why don't you go to sleep, and we'll talk about it in the morning... Murli Prasad Sharma: I knew you'd say that - you think I'm sloshed, don't you? I'm serious! Circuit: But, bro, what's the point? Murli Prasad Sharma: The point? Circuit, the point is that my father will be proud of me! You should've been there - that baldy stood there insulting my father, and I just kept quiet! I'll show him! I'll become a doctor like him and marry his daughter! Circuit, find me the best medical college in Mumbai...! [Munnabhai is on the phone when his gang tells him he has entered the college] Murli Prasad Sharma: Ninavati Hospital? Hang on a moment! Lilavati Hospital? I can't come to work today! Apollo Hospital? Hold your horses! Huh? Bread Candy Hospital? Hold, man, hold, I am busy... [He hangs up and with Circuit and the others, rushes off to celebrate] Murli Prasad Sharma: [singing] My name? You haven't heard yet? Munnabhai... M.B.B.S.! Dr. J. Asthana: Are there any questions? Murli Prasad Sharma: Yes, sir... If a man is dying in the admission ward, is it necessary for him to fill our a form? [a shocked Asthana dismisses the class, but the next day... ] Murli Prasad Sharma: Sir, I asked you a question yesterday that you didn't answer - can't you answer it today? [Circuit accompanies Munnabhai to his college room] Circuit: [looking around] What the...? It ends almost right where it begins! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, do you know why God sent me to this college? Circuit: God certainly never told me! Murli Prasad Sharma: Because he wants me to settle a score with the man who made my father cry! Circuit: Okay, if it's settled with God, all right! Circuit: Hey, stop imitating a bedspread and get off the bed! Murli Prasad Sharma: Wow, Anand bhai, you look like a hero! All the nurses are going to fight over you! Dr. J. Asthana: Mamu, he called me MAMU! [Mamu means "dude" and/or "doofus"] [last lines] Anand Banerjee: [looking though a photo album] And so, Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinky... A year later, Circuit married - that's his son, his nickname is Short Circuit... Asthana retired, and now runs Munna's hospital - there you get free doses of medicines, laughs, and hugs! Everyone can be admitted; as Asthana says "Chill out, bro! Fill in the form later!" Dr. Rustom Paveri is the new dean of the college, and is unmarried - but his father still dates the queen! Munna couldn't become a doctor, but he's still called M.B.B.S. - Married with Bouncing Babies and Smiles!... That's me... Tomorrow I'm going back to Calcutta. I'm going to miss them all - especially him... Mamu! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Circuit, have you ever felt as though you were going to die? Circuit: You know that dude Shakeel? Murli Prasad Sharma: Yeah? Circuit: He once went after me with a knife - I thought I was gonna go that day! Murli Prasad Sharma: Not that, Circuit - I meant, have you ever felt as though you were fatally ill, and could only wait, helpless? Watching the clock and calendar go by like a time bomb, and your life, your dreams coming face to face with THE END... Circuit: Bro, my mother used to say that we became stars when we die... [He starts pointing at stars in the sky] Circuit: Look, there's my father - the bugger used to beat me a lot! And there's Uncle - he was a cool dude! Hey... where's Mom? Aaah, Mumbai's getting too polluted, man... Circuit: [threateningly] Are you Zaheer? Are you the one who slapped Bro? Zaheer: Yes... Circuit: [laughing] You've got some guts, mamu! [after Munna is expelled, he and Circuit are wandering around in a drunken stupor] Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I've decided I'm going back to the village! Circuit: [flourishing two tickets] I knew it - that's why I've brought TWO railway tickets! Murli Prasad Sharma: But what will you do in the village? You can't even handle a plough! Circuit: Bro, if I do that, then what will the cows do? Dr. Suman Asthana: [about Anand] Murli, what's the point of talking to him? Nothing you say to him will reach his ears! Murli Prasad Sharma: So what if his ears can't hear it, he hears it with his heart! You see, when two people share a strong connection, then they can communicate to each other through their hearts... Dr. Suman Asthana: You're too much, Murli... [She leaves, but Munna tries to prove his point] Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Ms. Suman, I hope you can hear me... [No response] Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Mike testing, 1, 2, .. [No response] Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Ms. Suman, I think I'm in love with you... [At this, Suman finally turns and looks at Munna. She smiles, blushes and leaves] Circuit: [Answering the phone] Who is this? Murli Prasad Sharma: Its your dadm who do you think? Circuit: Bro, How are you Bro? Murli Prasad Sharma: i need a body Circuit: Body? who's body Bro? Murli Prasad Sharma: you know, the one they use for dissection, one of those bodies. Circuit: Bro, how am i going to find one of those bodies? Murli Prasad Sharma: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • how would i know? just find one! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Circuit: Dump the tension bro, you concentrate on your studies, i'll organize a body [he looks out onto the street and see's a chinese tourist taking pictures of some of the other gang members posing for the camera] Circuit: Bro, will an imported body do? Murli Prasad Sharma: yeah it will, just bring it quickly! Circuit: i'll be there in ten minutes bro, just ten minutes! Circuit: Hey Butkya... get a sack Butkya: Right away [leaves to get a sack] Chinese tourist: [taking pictures of Munna's gang members posing for the camera while doing there laundry] Thankyou! Thankyou! Circuit: [walking to the chinese tourist] hey Chilli chicken, you wanna take some photos of an ambulance, its a five-star ambulance? Chinese tourist: No, i want real india, poor people, hungry people! Circuit: poor hungry people, inside the ambulance, they are really bleurghh! Chinese tourist: Really? okay good! Circuit: Hey Hakka Noodle, youve come in from abroad and you only wanna see naked, hungry people, dont you want to see the taj mahal? Chinese tourist: no no, hungry and poor men! Butkya: [Runs up with a small shopping bag] Bro will this bag do? Circuit: [looks at the bag, takes and it whacks him across the head with it] you stupid! how the hell am i going to fit him in? am i going to fold him in there? hey you? [to the chinese tourist] Circuit: How long are you? Chinese tourist: 5 foot six Circuit: [to the gang member] get a six foot bag! [to the chinese tourist] Circuit: you come with me, you dont want to see taj mahal, i will show you hungry indian! [leads him into the ambulance] Chinese tourist: [from inside the ambulance, as circuit knocks him out] Argh! Murli Prasad Sharma: Hey circuit, check this out, who would want to marry a cry baby? he tries to commit suicide after a six month fling! Hey [talks to the boy in the hospital bed] Murli Prasad Sharma: your mother has loved you all your life, can't you stay alive for her? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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