Munnabhai M.B.B.S. (2003) 5.1

Dr. J. Asthana: May I ask what is happening here? Murli Prasad Sharma: No! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, did you know that there are 206 bones in the body?... We never thought about that while breaking them, did we? Dr. J. Asthana: Can I ask what is going on here? Murli Prasad Sharma: Ask! Don't be shy, ask. Come on, ask! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I'm missing Mom. I keep remembering her. Circuit: Your memory is very solid, man, so solid that I can see her. Hey, are you missing Dad also. I can see him too. [Circuit and Munna have just kidnapped someone] Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said "Point the gun," not "Shoot out all of Mumbai!" Circuit: Chill out, bro - these are blanks, they only sting! [He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape] Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out? Circuit: Hey, don't fuse my circuit, or you'll be sent home in three different bags! [Circuit has received a telegram from Hari Prasad Sharma about his arrival] Murli Prasad Sharma: When? Circuit: Today, at five o'clock! Murli Prasad Sharma: Damn! We're screwed! Murli Prasad Sharma: It's just what I feared... lymphoma of the intestines... Murli Prasad Sharma: [slapping a goon] You over-acting piece of@#%! You're supposed to have a kidney problem, and instead you have a heart attack! [He points to another goon disguised as a patient] Murli Prasad Sharma: Look at this chap - what a natural actor! He's been playing the same role for three years and Papa's never recognised him! Circuit: Bro, if it hurts you so much, why don't you tell your father the truth? Tell him that a don gets more respect in this city than any damn doc! Murli Prasad Sharma: He'll die if he comes to know - it's just a matter of seven days, Circuit, give it a rest... Murli Prasad Sharma: [seeing goons taking down the hospital sign] HEY! Don't touch that signboard! My father's name is on that sign! Hands off! Bastards! Don't you dare! [He goes berserk, and has to be restrained by Circuit] Murli Prasad Sharma:

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Circuit, I've decided I'm going to be a doctor...

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Circuit: Uh... bro, why don't you go to sleep, and we'll talk about it in the morning... Murli Prasad Sharma: I knew you'd say that - you think I'm sloshed, don't you? I'm serious! Circuit: But, bro, what's the point? Murli Prasad Sharma: The point? Circuit, the point is that my father will be proud of me! You should've been there - that baldy stood there insulting my father, and I just kept quiet! I'll show him! I'll become a doctor like him and marry his daughter! Circuit, find me the best medical college in Mumbai...! [Munnabhai is on the phone when his gang tells him he has entered the college] Murli Prasad Sharma: Ninavati Hospital? Hang on a moment! Lilavati Hospital? I can't come to work today! Apollo Hospital? Hold your horses! Huh? Bread Candy Hospital? Hold, man, hold, I am busy... [He hangs up and with Circuit and the others, rushes off to celebrate] Murli Prasad Sharma: [singing] My name? You haven't heard yet? Munnabhai... M.B.B.S.! Dr. J. Asthana: Are there any questions? Murli Prasad Sharma: Yes, sir... If a man is dying in the admission ward, is it necessary for him to fill our a form? [a shocked Asthana dismisses the class, but the next day... ] Murli Prasad Sharma: Sir, I asked you a question yesterday that you didn't answer - can't you answer it today? [Circuit accompanies Munnabhai to his college room] Circuit: [looking around] What the...? It ends almost right where it begins! Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, do you know why God sent me to this college? Circuit: God certainly never told me! Murli Prasad Sharma: Because he wants me to settle a score with the man who made my father cry! Circuit: Okay, if it's settled with God, all right! Circuit: Hey, stop imitating a bedspread and get off the bed! Murli Prasad Sharma: Wow, Anand bhai, you look like a hero! All the nurses are going to fight over you! Dr. J. Asthana: Mamu, he called me MAMU! [Mamu means "dude" and/or "doofus"] [last lines] Anand Banerjee: [looking though a photo album] And so, Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinky... A year later, Circuit married - that's his son, his nickname is Short Circuit... Asthana retired, and now runs Munna's hospital - there you get free doses of medicines, laughs, and hugs! Everyone can be admitted; as Asthana says "Chill out, bro! Fill in the form later!" Dr. Rustom Paveri is the new dean of the college, and is unmarried - but his father still dates the queen! Munna couldn't become a doctor, but he's still called M.B.B.S. - Married with Bouncing Babies and Smiles!... That's me... Tomorrow I'm going back to Calcutta. I'm going to miss them all - especially him... Mamu!

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