Gina Russo: What's the matter, Christian, not turned on by pregnant women? Christian Troy: No, just not turned on by you. Christian Troy: You didn't have an orgasm, is that right? Grace Santiago: Not a shudder. Christian Troy: You're a liar. I rode you like a triple crown jockey, and you came. Grace Santiago: Get out of my face right now. Christian Troy: I counted each contraction. Three times. Or were you doing your Kegel exercises? Grace Santiago: [whispers] Lock the door. [at the start of a consultation] Sean/Christian: Tell me what you don't like about yourself? Julia McNamara: Do you know how long it has been since I have heard you laugh? Since I have even seen you be emotional about anything? Jesus, Sean, I haven't seen you cry since Matt was born. Sean McNamara: I'm not going to apologize for that. I'm a surgeon. If I get emotional patients die. Julia McNamara: I'm not one of your patients, Sean! I'm your wife! And on your watch, a death has occurred, the death of you and me. This marriage doesn't even have a pulse anymore. Christian Troy: Can I buy you a drink? Kimberly Henry: I don't drink. Christian Troy: May I buy you an appetizer? Kimberly Henry: I don't eat. I'm a model. Sean McNamara: Matt's having trouble at school, and he told you this? Christian Troy: He's torn up. I guess he was showering in gym and shit and some tough guys were laughing at him and calling him AntEater. Sean McNamara: AntEater? Christian Troy: Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick, and he wants a circumcision. Sean McNamara: He doesn't need a circumcision. That's a vanity operation. Christian Troy:
We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?
Sean McNamara: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here. Kimberly Henry: I don't understand this! I haven't heard form him since my operation. It thought that we were gonna be together. Sean McNamara: Ms. Henry, I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions. Liz Winters: If it's any consolation to ya, honey, you're not the first girl he's done this to, but at least you got a good set of tits out of it, so heal in more ways than one and just go on with your life. Quentin Costa: [after Julia has just fired him] You're a bitch. Julia McNamara: At least I'm not your bitch. [during an operation] Sean McNamara: You're shaving too deep. Christian Troy: It's fine. Sean McNamara: Do you want it fine or do you want it perfect? Christian: [about Dr. Santiago] She's a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap. Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we? Christian Troy: I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul. Kimberly Henry: FYI, I met some movie producers who think I'm the bomb. They can't wait to get into the Kimber Henry business. Gina Russo: My tits are ripe. And this blouse is silk, stains are forever. So, I need you to suck it up. Grace Santiago: I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy, I keep imagining I'm apart of it. Sean McNamara: You were brought aboard with the promise of parity. Grace Santiago: What about respect? It's because I slept with Christian, isn't it? Suddenly I'm no longer a professional with credentials, I'm just his latest conquest. Sean McNamara: I'm not here to pass judgement on your promiscuity. Grace Santiago: Why don't you admit it Sean. You're operating out of repressed rage because I rejected you and slept with your partner. Sean McNamara: Dr. Santiago, as a professional, it should have been obvious when I came on to you that I was acting out because of trouble with my marriage, it wasn't personal. It could have been anyone after you. [Grace storms off] Christian Troy: You had no right to fire my nanny. Gina Russo: I don't want my child around cheap common whores. Christian Troy: He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore. Dr. Erica Noughton: Why? Do you have a sub-conscious desire to harm me?