Det. Frank Smith:
Sadistic son-of-a-bitch tortured her with electricity.
Det. Frank Smith:
No, you're not A suspect, you're THE suspect.
Det. Frank Smith:
Victims, like your daughter here.
Lydia Stoffel:
That's my son.
[Franks looks at the picture again]
Det. Frank Smith:
Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off.
Det. Joe Friday:
So, more jail time and we'll have to get animal control to come down here and euthanize these little fluff balls.
Alice:
What?
Det. Frank Smith:
So sad.
Det. Frank Smith:
Premature ejaculation... we got a squirter!
Det. Frank Smith:
The guy sure did know how to live... when he was alive.
Det. Joe Friday:
Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith!
Drug Dealer:
Cops, the other white meat.
Det. Frank Smith:
You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.
Greg:
My lawyer's gonna eat you.
Det. Joe Friday:
You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?
Det. Frank Smith:
Might be a cult thing.
Det. Frank Smith:
This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots.
Det. Joe Friday:
Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan.
Det. Frank Smith:
What size do you wear? eight, nine?
[Greg looks confused]
Det. Frank Smith:
Your shoes.
Greg:
Seven.
Det. Frank Smith:
Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet.
Man:
You gonna bother these people?
Det. Frank Smith:
We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde.
Det. Frank Smith:
Your dialing finger broken?
Det. Joe Friday:
Next time you want to make the news, step in front of a bus.
Det. Joe Friday:
Be polite? I am polite! What does she think I'm gonna do, pee in a wastebasket?
Det. Frank Smith:
I heard you did that once.
Det. Frank Smith:
Stop! You're really pissing me off!
Det. Joe Friday:
There's a word for that woman. Unfortunately, that word is not in my vocabulary.
Det. Joe Friday:
If your client tells us you advised him to lie, I'll be at your disbarment hearing.
Det. Joe Friday:
I'm on a budget. I'm not buying a story that changes every day.
Det. Joe Friday:
You have the right to remain silent, so do it!
Det. Joe Friday:
You know why cops serve arrest warrants at six AM? Because people are sleepy and stupid, full of attitude.
Det. Joe Friday:
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