Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Lalaland... Rohit loves Naina but Naina doesn't love Rohit. She loves Aman. But Aman tells Rohit that he shouldn't let go of Naina so easily. So basically Aman is... insane!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I want to get married, I want to have children, and... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kurzon bhai Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[short pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kurzon bhai Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jennifer Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why don't you have something? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kurzon bhai Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes... sure! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Rohit] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kurzon bhai Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Listen... Pass me the Cock! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Coke, dad! Please...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kurzon bhai Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole! You know... I have a very big hole! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hall!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Chaddha uncle:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can't see Lajjoji anywhere? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jennifer Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes... sometimes we are also lucky!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Naina] Listen... live... be happy... smile... Who knows? Tomorrow may not be...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Frankie Ramdayal, this girlfriend of mine wants me to leave me for you. She says you are cool, sexy, she says your hairstyle is wow! What do I do Sweetu? If I've not seen 'Dil Chahta Hai', so what if I don't know much about hairstyles?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lajjo Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guru:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes, me! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lajjo Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Have you come from the bureau? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guru:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lajjo Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But I asked for a Sardar on the phone! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guru:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And I'd said 'young' on the form! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lajjo Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, no! It's not me... It's my granddaughter! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guru:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Confusion! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[blows a kiss] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You just do as I say! I have a plan. Six days and girl in your face! Just six days! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wow! But why six days and not seven? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't work on Sundays!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Even I'm confused!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A very intelligent man has said that the first step to love is friendship and the last is friendship too. It's the middle that's left...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[lying on his deathbed] Now, let me sleep! Just wake me up when you are leaving! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[closing his eyes and seems to stop moving] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[concerned] Aman? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[opening his eyes] Not yet... idiot!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Lajjo Kapur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, so you are awake...! Looking so good like Hari Putter! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shiv:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harry Potter, dadi! Harry Potter复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[hands Rohit a bluetooth headset] put this in your ear. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rohit Patel:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[confused] In my where?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know I'm very sexy 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[growls] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
grrr复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jasprit "Sweetu" Kapoor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bye all! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bye Ball!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Aman Mathur:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in an indian accent] Jeniferr Lopez-u复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
