Francis Doyle:
That's all?
Newsie:
Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.
Tim:
Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.
Sister Assumpta:
Blake. A little advance don't you think?
Tim:
Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.
Sister Assumpta:
So are the instructions for a handgun.
Tim:
I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
Francis Doyle:
There goes your sex life.
Sister Assumpta:
But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.
Joey Anderson:
It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
Tim:
Going at what?
Joey Anderson:
Wade Scalisi:
That looks more like
Naturalist:
The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird.
Newsie:
Hey it's the altar boys. Here to get altered?
Francis Doyle:
Damnit Sullivan, I don't believe it, we just knocked out a cougar with a K-Mart blow gun!
Tim:
Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.
Francis Doyle:
My own comic book bigger than anything the Marvel agency has...
Tim:
No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!
Francis Doyle:
[yells] Margie Flynn!
Tim:
Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.
Margie Flynn:
I used to let Donny do... things to me.
Francis Doyle:
What kind of things?
复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
2b复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Margie Flynn复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
c2f复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
:
Everything.
Francis Doyle:
Wait, Donny who?
[pause]
Francis Doyle:
Donnie, your brother?
Tim Sullivan:
You've got to aim lower.
[Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]
Donny Flynn:
That low enough?
Tim Sullivan:
Not as low as fucking your own sister.
Tim:
Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what fucking real is okay.
Francis Doyle:
When you look at me, I can hardly breathe.
Naturalist:
That's a very thoughtful question...
Tim:
Risk leads to greatness.
Joey Anderson:
That's not true guys, cus there is a bone in your penis, thats why they call it a boner.
Wade Scalisi:
oh, oh yea you're right... SHUT UP!
[hits Joey]
Joey Anderson:
what was that for?
Wade Scalisi:
You're an idiot.
Francis Doyle:
Hey Joey, didn't you say something about a wet washcloth?
Joey Anderson:
...Yeah.
Francis Doyle:
I think I found your girlfriend!
Father Casey:
Jesus H Christ!
Tim:
What does the H stand for Father?
Tim:
Are you with me here, altar boy?
Mrs. Doyle:
[Francis is drawing a girl, remarkably resembling Margie] Girlfriend?
Francis Doyle:
I don't have a girlfriend.
Mrs. Doyle:
From the body, I'd guess Farrah Fawcett-Majors. From the face, I'd say that Flynn girl.
Tim:
Serious trouble beats serious boredom.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
