When Jonathan Jordan gets divorced he's thrust back into the world of being a single Mormon - a world who's ultimate goal is eternal marriag...更多>
: Jon, we need you to give us a ride. Jonathan: I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes. Hyrum: Come on, man, it's just to the stake center. Jonathan: Why can't Zak take you. Dallin: He took his car bungee jumping. Jonathan: Well, when will he be back? Eldon: No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping. Eldon: I've been dancing with this girl, Julia. Dallin: Oh flip, dude, she's a cutie. Eldon: Yeah, but she uses a DayTimer, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. [about the girls at a ward party] Eldon: What do you care? You're going on a mission. Dallin: I need someone to write to me. Eldon: Dallin, I've seen your grades, you need somebody to read to you. DeVerl: And how are you sisters this fine afternoon, relief society good today? DeVerl: [to girls] How are you sweet spirits tonight? DeVerl: [to a girl] Hi, my name is DeVerl. [getting closer] DeVerl: Didn't I uh, see you at the hay ride last week? Cammie: So you brought the fried chicken? Jonathan: Yes, it's a family recipe. It's been in my family for years. Cammie: Nice try, I worked at KFC for two summers during high school. An Airline Passenger: Look, pal, you want to get married? Try a singles ward. [Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance] Dallin: Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE! Jonathan: Oh yeah, sure! Let's make fun of the *Mormons*! Brother Niner: Let me reiterate what Brigham Young said: if you're 25 years old and unmarried, you're a menace to society. Just something for everybody to ponder.