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  • Vic Mackey: Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop. [repeated line] Holland Wagenbach: Oh, you've gotta be shittin' me. Vic Mackey: Wipe those smiles off your faces ya shit heads. You don't score points with me bagging twelve year olds. Vic Mackey: Ay, Mo. Your sister's ass really tastes as sweet as Alvarez here says it does? He wants to know what your momma's putting in the corn muffin. Vic Mackey: Hi. I'm detective Vic Mackey. Cop: These your men? Vic Mackey: It depends. What did they do? Officer: You guys have anything to declare? Vic Mackey: Just that is great to be back in the States. Claudette Wyms: Right now Vic Mackey may look like a mighty big catch to you. Do the smart thing, son. Cut bait. David Aceveda: It doesn't bother you, the things he does? Claudette Wyms: I don't judge other cops. David Aceveda: Mackey's not a cop. He's Al Capone with a badge. Claudette Wyms: Al Capone made money by giving the people what they wanted. What people want these days is to make it to their cars without getting mugged. Come home from work and see their stereo is still there. Hear about some murder in the barrio, find out the next day the police caught the guy. If having all those things means some cop roughed up some spic or some nigger in the ghetto... well, as far as most people are concerned it's don't ask, don't tell. Holland Wagenbach: [about Vic Mackey] Why does everyone like that asshole so much? Claudette Wyms: The evidence is lacking. Vic Mackey: So is Dutchboy's dick but I'm not helping with that. Shane Vendrell: It was gonna be a surprise. Vic Mackey: It is. A bad one. Claudette Wyms: Since when do you speak Spanish? Holland Wagenbach: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Vic Mackey: Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience. Tio: We're "pregnant". Vic Mackey: Maybe it would help to recreate the crime: "Ai, Dios mio. I'm burning.". Hey, hey Smitty. Get these two to the morgue ASAP. Vic Mackey: Why are you a better deal for me than Rondell? Tio: I don't use my own product. Rondell does. More and more. Vic Mackey: What the hell are you doing? Shane Vendrell: I'm not doing anything that we weren't doing before. I'm just pumping things up a level. Vic Mackey: And what level is that? Prison? [Shane doesn't answer] Vic Mackey: All right, where's my investment now? Shane Vendrell: It's all tied up in the coke shipment. Vic Mackey: That coke that had Tio's guy bleeding from every orifice? Corrine Mackey: This doesn't happen to other cops' families. Vic Mackey: Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home. Shane Vendrell: The truth is like grits, you can't serve it up plain, you got to put a little salt on it. Vic Mackey: Maybe in your own mind amigo. But around here, i don't answer to you, not now, not even on Cinco De Mayo. Shane Vendrell: We killed a cop. Trish: [to Vic after arresting a politician with a bag of sex toys] See anything I should take home? Trish: You like Chinese? Vic Mackey: Sometimes. Shane Vendrell: Sometimes brothers fight. Mara Sewell: Why does Vic always treat you like the little brother? Trish: Thanks for making me queen. Vic Mackey: Enjoy your kingdom. Vic Mackey: [to Connie's sons' foster parents] I'm gonna be checking in on him from time to time. I better like what I see. Mara Sewell: [to Vic about Shane] He works with you but he comes home to me. Holland Wagenbach: If my tone sounds superior it's because I'm American and you're Greek! Vic Mackey: Put your clothes on, get out of here, and change your taste in men. Shane Vendrell: So, if I'm a cocksucker... Ronnie Gardocki: What do you mean "if"? [Trish wants Shane to go undercover as a gay hooker] Shane Vendrell: [indicating Ronnie and Lem] Why can't one of them do it? Trish: They don't look gay enough. Vic Mackey: [to Julien about a suspect] He sees the uniform and runs? He did it. Julien Lowe: [to the back-up cops] Vic's out back trying to get him to put the gun down. Cop: Hope he doesn't try too hard. [Shane goes undercover as a gay hooker and comments on a passing truck's wheels] Trish: Looks like our new guy knows a thing or two about rim jobs. Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [listening in the car] Ha ha... rim jobs. Claudette Wyms: How'd the Strike Team do? Trish: They did great. [indicates Shane] Trish: That one's a naturally born undercover cum guzzler. Shane Vendrell: [playfully] Hey, I heard that, bitch. Lauren Riley: They brought us out here because of a song? Vic Mackey: Just think of it as quality time. Vic Mackey: You still got that boyfriend? Lauren Riley: You still got that wife? Vic Mackey: No. You still got that boyfriend? Shane Vendrell: The list is in a safe, in the Captain's office, in a POLICE STATION. Lauren Riley: [dog barks, she puts a flag where the dog is] Body. [dog barks, she puts a flag where the dog is] Lauren Riley: Body. [dog barks, she puts a flag where the dog is] Lauren Riley: Body. [dog barks, she puts a flag where the dog is] Lauren Riley: Body. [looks at Vic] Lauren Riley: I need more flags. Shane Vendrell: Can I get your autograph, man? Vic Mackey: Yeah, like on a confession? Singer: Who are you guys? Shane Vendrell: Your biggest fans. Claudette Wyms: You gonna be able to handle him? Vic Mackey: Oh, yeah. I'll make him sing. [Vic doesn't do anything and the suspect starts screaming] Suspect: Help! Help! HELP! David Aceveda: [walks in] What's going on in here? Vic Mackey: [confused] Nothing. [Aceveda glares at him] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Really. Holland Wagenbach: What am I, the Strike Team now? Claudette Wyms: What? Holland Wagenbach: Well, that sounded like an order. Claudette Wyms: No, it wasn't - Do you want to go? Holland Wagenbach: Yeah, but it's nice to be asked. Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [about breaking into the safe] I don't like this. Vic Mackey: Well pretend. Vic Mackey: Since when did you get an ulcer? Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Since the Armenian mob started looking for me. Vic Mackey: Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan. Shane Vendrell: Only one? Trish: Better than going home to an empty bed. Vic Mackey: Well, I can't help you with that. At least, not tonight. Vic Mackey: How's your stomach now? Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: It'll be better when this is done. Vic Mackey: Get over it and don't bring it up again. Vic Mackey: [Listening to the Armenians] Huh... the Armenians... speak Armenian. Vic Mackey: [to the Strike Team] Hey, option one is: we take him alive. But feel free to consider option two. Holland Wagenbach: When was the last time you saw your dick without using a mirror? [Shane and Ronnie are discussing a skin graft on Ronnie's face] Ronnie Gardocki: They take skin from your butt... Shane Vendrell: These jokes just write themselves. Holland Wagenbach: Pussy said yes plenty. Vic Mackey: You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere. Claudette Wyms: Neither am I. Holland Wagenbach: You're too young to quit. Claudette Wyms: And I'm too old for this shit. Vic Mackey: I'll never forget what you guys did for me. Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Don't worry, we won't let you. Claudette Wyms: We both know. What happened to Ronnie, that's on you. It's all on you. [Vic is trying to scare a suspect in a third floor apartment] Vic Mackey: Write what I tell you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Vic Mackey: L. I. F. E. New word, new word! S. U. X. [rips off the page and puts it into the lapel pocket of the suspect's shirt, then leads him towards an open window] Vic Mackey: Looks like you're going to die a bad speller. Vic Mackey: I don't step aside. I step up. [when confronting Shane about how the Strike Team could lose their jobs because Shane had lost the drugs they stole when he called in to his girlfriend's house to get laid] Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: We're gonna all crash and burn because of you! I mean, Christ, dude, Amy's not even that hot! Taylor: Are you gonna hold this third strike over me for the rest of my life? Vic Mackey: I could lie to you. But I have far too much respect for you as a person. Yes I am! Jojo Rizal: [to Shane] Hey, man, ya cock's out! [Shane immediately looks down at his pants before realizing that the cockerel in the club house has run away] Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?" Vic Mackey: [to guy selling stuff out of his car] You having a sidewalk sale and didn't invite us, Taylor, I thought we was on yo mailing list. Vic Mackey: [after he identified Ben Gilroy's body] How'd he die? Medical Examiner: Take your pick. Cirrhosis, malnutrition, official cause was suffocation. Aspirated on his own vomit. [looking at a file] Medical Examiner: Christ, this guy was the Assistant Police Chief? What happened? Vic Mackey: Take your pick. Vic Mackey: [about Shane's baby, Jackson] Cute kid. Shane Vendrell: Thanks. He's got his mother's looks. Vic Mackey: Thank God! Claudette Wyms: Oooooh. Busting crime one blunt at a time. David Aceveda: [a rape victim is being difficult during an interrogation] I'll go play good cop. Holland Wagenbach: I've already played good cop! David Aceveda: Well, I'll play better cop. Captain Monica Rawling: Let me guess - you're either with Vic Mackey or you're against him. Vic Mackey: Keeps things simple. David Aceveda: You're going to free a murderer so his mob boss can kill him? Shane Vendrell: It sounded a lot better the way Vic explained it... Vic Mackey: I don't speak ebonics, shithead! Holland Wagenbach: Is that a repo 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • rter? Claudette Wyms: Yeah. Haven't you heard? Our captain's a "Latino to watch". Holland Wagenbach: When's someone going to write an article about lanky white guys to watch? Shane Vendrell: Eatin' ain't cheatin'. Shane Vendrell: Looks like you wandered into the wrong prayer group, Frosty. Shane Vendrell: What? You think I speak European hick? Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Do we have a warrant? Shane Vendrell: Just my winning smile! [suspect vomits from 2nd floor, which hits Billings' shoulder] Captain Steve Billings: Shit - goddammit, this is a new suit! Holland Wagenbach: I am mature and distinguished - a lot of young women appreciate that. Claudette Wyms: You really ought to cut back on the porn. [Kavanaugh offers Aceveda some gum] David Aceveda: No, thank you. Lt. Tom Kavanaugh: Come on, this is a fresh pack - it's Juicy Fruit. David Aceveda: [pause] I said no - thank you. Lt. Tom Kavanaugh: You hold it out long enough, some people feel compelled to take the gum. It's a sign they'll crack under pressure. David Aceveda: I know. Holland Wagenbach: [about Danny's pregnancy] That's Vic's kid. I got 50 bucks in the pool. Claudette Wyms: That's funny, I got 50 on you. Vic Mackey: [after shooting a dog] Sir, I'm telling you, the kid had no choice. The dog was reaching. It was kill or be killed. Captain Monica Rawling: Oh come on, Roy. The dog had a piece, he was gonna use it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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