Holly:
What?
Val:
Your shirt.
Holly:
What about it?
Val:
You need one!
Holly:
It's the style, it's supposed to be this way
Val:
How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the 'I'm not naked' look!
Gary:
What did you eat?
Holly:
I think it must have been the soup
Gary:
Was it cream of IBop?
Holly:
Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!
Gary:
But you said I could have it
Holly:
Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!
Val:
What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'!
Holly:
Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying!
[after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked]
Holly:
You don't understand I'm devastated!
Val:
I know and yes I understand...
Holly:
Devastated!
[after chasing Holly into the mens room]
Val:
Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes
Gary:
Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach
Holly:
If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid
Val:
Why?
Holly:
Look at him, he's guilty of something
[after Holly and Val have given her their old bear]
Josy:
He smells funny... I'm gonna name him Stinky Bear!
[repeated line]
Gary:
Oh my Damn!
Tina Haven:
Sometimes friends do really stupid things.
Holly:
Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.
Tina Haven:
Oh you know me so well.
[hug]
Val:
What about me?
Holly:
[hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.
Todd:
Okay, I think my work here is done.
Val:
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thank god.
Todd:
You can call me Todd.
Val:
Eww.
Holly:
Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.
Val:
Hold on. College party?
Holly:
Didn't drink.
Val:
Guy in bathroom?
Holly:
Nothing happened.
Val:
Who's pants?
Holly:
Gary's.
Val:
We'll talk more in the morning.
Holly:
Why are you doing this? I don't go to Chucky Cheese and ruin your dates!
Gary:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?
Vince:
I don't think that's three names - or legal.
Gary:
Not for another 248 days.
Tina Haven:
You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.
Holly:
What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?
Gary:
I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion!
Vince:
[shouts] Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone!
Val:
What the hell is that?
Lauren:
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!
Val:
Me never wants to "we" with you again!
Lauren:
I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.
Gary:
[Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.
Lauren:
Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!
Holly:
Yes! Hi. That's my skateboard, and ...
Kid:
No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony.
Holly:
Yeah. Because I dropped it off the roof. Where do you think it came from?
Kid:
God.
Holly:
[Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it!
Holly:
I have to call Val. I mean this is big and I'm only nineteen!
Gary:
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You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!
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Vince:
You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!
Gary:
Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.
Vince:
Oh, so is the ugly-ass suit.
Gary:
Well, you may wanna reconsider! Being that it matches your ugly ass!
Lauren:
Is she still mad?
Holly:
No.
Val:
GET OUT OF HERE!
Holly:
Oh, I meant "yes".
Val:
You are beautiful, and charming, and funny
Lauren:
And...?
Val:
Thin.
Holly:
What's more important than doing it in front of everyone she loves... and Tina.
Holly:
[Gary's talking to Vince and Tina] Hey! Hey! Hey! Vic has something to give to Val. SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
[turns to Vic]
Holly:
Go ahead Vic
Vic:
So, Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people that you love... and Tina. Val, will you already be married to me?
Vince:
Pretty moving stuff.
Gary:
Yeah, makes you think.
Vince, Gary:
[both turn to each other] I'm sorry!
[hugs each other]
Holly:
Tina, hug me!
Tina Haven:
I'm not really a "huggy" person.
Holly:
You've hugged me before!
Tina Haven:
Now it feels forced.
Holly:
JUST HUG ME!
[Holly places Tina's hands around her and they both hug]
Lauren:
[everyone else is hugging around her] Come here you!
[grabs the cake and starts eating it]
Lauren:
Uh oh! Me thinks me went too far.
Val:
Hey don't you have to go take a shower pushy biotch?
Holly:
Yes and I need money for school books, wussy biotch.
Vince:
Well isn't that nice of Gary, helping my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. What a good guy!
[punches Gary]
Gary:
[talking about Holly] Wow, how could a little girl be full of crap?
Ben Sheffield:
[Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.
Val:
Ben's right.
Lauren:
Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!
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Son of a bitch fireman.
Holly:
No, just you telling the Son of a Bitch fireman that he was "hot, hot, hot".
Tina Haven:
[Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
Holly:
What?
Tina Haven:
There's going to be a chick fight!
Holly:
Just wait
[turns to Vince]
Holly:
Love you. Bye.
Lauren:
I wrote the note!
Val:
Rick didn't write the note?
Lauren:
Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
Val:
You wrote the note?
Lauren:
Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
Val:
You're what?
Lauren:
I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
Lauren:
I'm in love with him.
Val:
Yeah, well you have to get out of love with him, woman.
Holly:
There is no surprise party. That liar is totally going to be with rick.
Tina Haven:
Okay, Lauren is a genius! She turns the whole thing around and pulls a surprise party right out of her ass.
Holly:
If only she could pull morals out of her ass!
Tina Haven:
[clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!
Lauren:
Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.
Tina Haven:
Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!
Holly:
Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.
Lauren:
No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.
Holly:
Then stop it!
Lauren:
Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.
Gary:
Hey man. I thought you said holly already sewed that on for you.
Vince:
She did. But she's in a hurry to make out all the time. Her workmanship suffers!
Vince:
well... does his stuff cost more than... free?
Gary:
Dude, don't worry about it. I set him up last week with two "Young and Tenders". Man, he owes me, just to say that.
Vince:
Thanks, bro. Hey dude, I have a question.
Gary:
Mmm-Hmmm.
Vince:
What are "Young Antenneas"?
Gary:
No, "Young and Tenders" Young and Tenders. The hell is a "Young Antenneas" Why would I say "Young Antenneas?" Crazy white boy. I don't get it.
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[Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?
Holly:
It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.
Holly:
What do you think Lauren needed the afternoon for?
Tina Haven:
Do you think?
Holly:
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Tina Haven:
Lauren's the dirty bird.
Holly:
You promised me that you weren't going to see him.
Lauren:
No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.
Tina Haven:
And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.
[starts clapping]
Val:
[practices her expression in front of a mirror just because she thinks she's getting set up for a surprise party] A sonic plaque remover and a white jean jacket? Guys, I'm gonna cry. Yeah, that'll work.
Val:
[She see's Lauren crying on the bed and points at her] Wah! Wah! Wah!
[laughing]
Gary:
[Gary is on crutches] My work here is done.
Val:
Actually you still have to mop the floors.
Gary:
I'm crippled you're cruel.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
