Helen:
Are you hungry?
[Charles nods]
Helen:
Well why don't you go into the kitchen and get yourself something to eat?
[laughs]
Helen:
I sure know I wouldn't be hungry in my house.
Helen:
[after Charles refuses to sleep with her] Fine, it only would've lasted five minutes anyway.
Charles:
No, it only lasts five minutes with YOU.
Helen:
[Madea comes barging in with a gas can and an ax] Madea! What are you doing with that ax and that can of gasoline?
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
She
[Brenda]
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
already looks like a Christmas tree so I'm gonna cut her down and light her.
Helen:
[after leaving Charles in the shower for 3 days] I think he has hypothermia but I don't really care.
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
I may be paralyzed but I'm drinking milk.
[drops her breasts on Charles' head]
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Step into the light, Carol Anne. Step into the light, Carol Anne!
Brenda:
Can we please talk alone?
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
You bout to be talking to the ambulance on your way to the hospital!
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
I missed you last time cause it was dark and you so dark.
[pulls out pistol]
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
But I promise you I ain't go'n' miss you out here in this good sunlight.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
