Sharon Pogue:
Then I realized that it doesn't have to be perfect. I mean, it can be whatever it is
Sharon Pogue:
It's not a good neighborhood, maybe I should walk you to your car.
Catch:
I don't have a car.
Sharon Pogue:
Would you like a ride home?
Catch:
No thank you, I like to walk, Are you OK to drive?
Sharon Pogue:
I'm not drunk, you think I'm drunk, cause you'll know when I'm drunk when I start throwing up!
[Catch is staring at Sharon intently in the car]
Sharon Pogue:
What!
Catch:
Oh, I was trying to picture you without your clothes on!
Sharon Pogue:
[startled] Excuse Me!
Catch:
Oh, not like that, I mean I'm trying to picture you without your uniform, on your day off... with regular clothes.
Sharon Pogue:
You never said a word about yourself the other night, who are you?
Catch:
What's the difference!
Sharon Pogue:
What's the difference, you're standing in my bedroom, looking through my panty drawer, that's the difference, who are you?
Catch:
Somebody who keeps his appointments.
Catch:
This is what you told me about, right?
Sharon Pogue:
What?
Catch:
Well, you know, your interrogation, so do I need a lawyer?
Larry Pogue Sr.:
You know what Sharon, It's not cool that you start showing up around here in your cop uniform, then people will start getting the impression that we're in trouble!.
Elanora:
Catch Your coat's all dirty, what happened?
Catch:
I tackled somebody today.
Elanora:
Really?
Catch:
Yeah, he had the ball and he was running for a touchdown so I stopped him!
Elanora:
Will you please be serious Catch!
Catch:
I met somebody, she's a police officer.
Elanora:
Really, I hope you didn't have to tackle her too!
Sharon Pogue:
Has anyone ever told you that you shouldn't look through people's drawers
Catch:
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Why, it looks more real in here
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Sharon Pogue:
It's considered rude
Catch:
Now that I'm here, you seem kinda mad about it, maybe I should get going?
Sharon Pogue:
Believe me, When I'm mad, you'll know it
Catch:
Is this the mad part?
Sharon Pogue:
Maybe going is a good idea
[Catch is knocking on Sharon's door]
Sharon Pogue:
I was just getting to sleep finally.
Catch:
Well We made a date.
Sharon Pogue:
It wasn't a date
Catch:
Ok fine, an appointment, I keep my appointments
Sharon Pogue:
Let's talk about something stupid!
Catch:
Ok, you first!
Sharon Pogue:
When you said that we were "supposed" to meet, what did you mean by that, it sounds a little too Psychic Friends Network like?
Catch:
Well it means that one's senses are attracted to a particular odour of another person and it draws the person to them.
Sharon Pogue:
I need sleep, come back in a month
Catch:
Come back, what makes you think I'll come back
Sharon Pogue:
I don't know, why are you here?
Catch:
I'm here to tell you that when you tell somebody that you're going to be somewhere and that person re-arranges their whole life around for you that you should be a lot more aware and a lot more considerate and also you shoud...
Sharon Pogue:
[interrupts] What's in the bag?
Catch:
None of your business
Sharon Pogue:
You bring coffee?
Catch:
You think you deserve coffee?
Sharon Pogue:
You bring any food?
Catch:
You don't deserve any food, I'll tell you that
Sharon Pogue:
What do you do?, where do work?, Where are you from?,
[pauses]
Sharon Pogue:
I'm sorry but it's just I'm no good at this whole dating thing, every time I try to talk to somebody, it always comes out like an interrogation
[Catch has brought Elanora her groceries]
Catch:
I brought you nectarines cause the peaches were hard as rocks
Sharon Pogue:
I see you got a new friend here, what's his name?
Catch:
Bob
Sharon Pogue:
[startled] You named your dog BOB?, did he tell you that?
Catch:
Yeah!
Sharon Pogue:
Tell me straight out, who are you?
Catch:
Why, what is it you're looking for?
Sharon Pogue:
Your life, I want no surprises
Catch:
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My name is Catch, I don't commit any crimes, I walk around town, that's all of it, except for you, the way I feel about you
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Sharon Pogue:
Which is?
Catch:
Surprising, I thought it was impossible, I thought I was
[pauses]
Sharon Pogue:
You thought you were what, gay?
Catch:
Dead
Sharon Pogue:
Am I supposed to get that
Catch:
No you're not
Robby:
So I take it your little date sucked?
Sharon Pogue:
I just don't have to tell my life story to a total stranger. "What do you do?" and "Where are you from?" It's endless.
Robby:
No, I think the problem was you didn't wanna clean his little bitty pipes too soon.
Sharon Pogue:
No, the problem is that *all* I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was pissin' me off.
Robby:
Well, baby girl, if it's servicing you need...
Sharon Pogue:
Shut the fuck up.