Jules Myers:
You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?
Steve Meyers:
Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.
Jules Myers:
You know they say people make their own luck.
Rebecca:
That's stupid! Why would anyone make luck that bad?
Steve Meyers:
So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.
Anna Redmond:
And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.
Steve Meyers:
[laughs] Do you want to tell them?
Primate:
It's a sign.
Cardinal:
A miracle.
Moderator:
A winged messenger.
Gerry Ryan:
It's a f***ing cockatoo!
Doctor:
Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.
Steve Meyers:
Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?
Doctor:
You're a very lucky man.
Steve Meyers:
Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.
Rabbi:
[after the lights in the court room flicker ominously, one of the stainglass windows shatters and a white bird,which we assume to be a dove, flies into the room, lands on the table and suddenly a yellow crest springs up] IT'S A FUCKING COCKATOO!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
