"Degrassi: The Next Generation" (2002)

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"Degrassi: The Next Generation"

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  • JT: Liberty, I'm not gay, okay? Liberty: You lied? JT: Yes, 'cause you just wouldn't take a hint. Liberty: Am I really that horrible? Ashley: Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives. Paige: Is this an apology or a math problem? Emma: So what did you guys do last night? JT: Just imagine the worst night ever and then multiply it by eternity Spinner: I get it. Polar bears are white; I'm white; and you're a racist. Ashley: Not only did my dad tell me he's gay, but he left us for his boyfriend. I've come to a decision, my dad is cut out of my life. Terri: C'mon Ash, you're overreacting. Ashley: No, I'm not, I have my mom and Jeff and I even have Toby. Terri: I don't have a mom. Do you know how that feels? Ashley: That's different. Terri: Yeah, it is, because you have a choice. My mom is dead. She's never coming back. Ashley: I'm allowed to imagine. Paige: No. No, you're not. Marco: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl? Spinner: If they're hot. Marco: Well... you're not. Spinner: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree. Spinner: [trying to get tickets to a concert] What about you, Marco? You're mom's in the music biz. Marco: She teaches piano. Emma: You like her, she likes you... Toby: Her brother likes to maim and kill. JT: With his teeth. Terri: I made $500 today being a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. How much did you make today, ice cream boy? [after watching Spinner practice dance moves] Paige: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Paige: I saw better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade three sock hop. Liberty: Some advice: Find a dictionary and look up "pathetic". Marco: I hate bees, OK? They're like flying death monkeys. Ellie: Guys suck, Ashley. They enjoy messing with our feelings - and then sticking us with the rent. Ashley: It's just been one disaster after another after another. That school is cursed. Paige: New year, new look, new Paige! Jimmy: Okay, I'm not saying you can't dance 'cause you're white. I'm saying you can't dance 'cause you *suck*. Spinner: Being an idiot is OK sometimes. Manny: Liberty sees an opportunity. She goes for it. She's like a rabid wolverine. Marco: Your hair? It's so last year, buddy. Your shoes? They never match... to tell you the truth, you're not even cute. Craig: So... when in doubt, kiss Craig? Emma: If your parent insist on buying tropical hardwood, tell them that by buying the toilet seat they're destroying the rainforest. JT: Listen, Tobes, you can cry if you want. But I'm not going to give you a hug. Liberty: Emma, are you really gonna let a couple of prepubescebt boys dictate your amusement? Manny: J.T.'s a boy. Who knows what's going on in his head? Hazel: More than your armpits will hurt if you don't shut your pie-hole. JT: Teachers aren't people; they're... teachers. Paige: Even I'm amazed at my brilliance. Craig: Marco, with your hair all big like that, you kinda look like Ashley. Alex: I don't play well with others. Spinner: Man, any more bitter and she'd be a lemon. Marco: Come on, man. A little romance is not gonna kill ya. Manny: Liberty's losing her math. It must be love. Ellie: Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept. Manny: One more thing: no talking about the environment, the environment is not sexy, do not talk about it. Toby: I'm gonna be the first Jewish monk. Craig: Why are they teaching us about soil erosion? I'm not a farmer, I'm never gonna be a farmer. Paige: Do not let the cult of yoga suck you in. You'll end up wearing batik and eating speight. JT: You can't just leave! United we stand. Divided we suck. Toby: Just what the country needs - more J.T. Liberty: Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart and then stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet. Jimmy: Your friend's gay, stop hating and just deal. Alex: If my boyfriend showed up and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend. Ashley: I broke all my fingers. In a freak... a freak cupboard-closing incident. Hazel: I hope they have yoga in jail. Toby: Last day of school, here I come. Paige: A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind. Liberty: You never stop surprising me, J.T. You're normally such - how do I put this nicely? - a slob. Ashley: This is gonna be the best year ever! Toby: So, ready for Day 1 of the rest of our junior high lives? Emma: Let's declare the revolution begun. To heck with guys! Hazel: You're doing the nod of sleep. It's not attractive. Craig: No lip, or I'll smother you in sweat. Marco: Spin, stop being a drama queen, OK? Jimmy: Alex, a heart. Try to find one. Alex: You know fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic? Liberty: Jealousy's really ugly, Emma. Ellie: Spinner, rule No.1 of puberty: Shower every day. JT: Oh, hey, Ashley, I wondered when you'd tune into my love vibe. Manny: I know it's not good for me. But it tastes like... happy! Alex: It's OK to be single for twenty minutes. Paige: You do know you can be secrecy-challenged sometimes, right? Spinner: Excitement makes me fart. [Spinner farts] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Marco: Awwww! Aww man you're sick! Craig: Spinner! Not in the car! Spinner: Sorry, excitement makes me fart. Jimmy: C'mon, let's go. Spinner: Can't. My bat... it's wooden. Jimmy: Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Sorry? Spinner: ...I have a boner... Jimmy: Oh... I don't know what I'm doing... [hands Spinner his binder] Jimmy: Here. Spinner: Great. [puts binder over his crotch] Spinner: A binder boner shield. Marco: Well, after the pimp hat, and the bee incident, and what my dad said, I thought you were never gonna talk to me again. Dylan: Well, it crossed my mind, but... I do think you're pretty cute. Marco: So then... does this mean that I can have another shot? A chance to redeem myself? Dylan: Well, that depends. [Dylan kisses Marco] Dylan: What are you doing this Friday? Ashley: Jimmy, I'm sorry. But I'm just not ready for this. Paige might be but... Jimmy: Wait! What about Paige? Ashley: She's ready for this. She's done this. Jimmy: You think I'm gonna leave you for Paige? Ashley: I'm sorry I'm not ready. Jimmy: Good. Because to tell you the truth, neither am I. JT: Aww... Did Emma pee her pants? Emma: No. I just started my period. Something that happens to... oh... 50% of the population. Paige: Four years of high school. Will you spend them cool with us? Or as a social loser outcast with her? You decide. Spinner: Because we are going to party! Craig: No party, Spin. Spinner: Girls? Craig: No girls. Spinner: Booze? Craig: No booze. Spinner: Donuts? Craig: That we can do! Dean: Come on, Spirit. We had fun. Paige: Fun? You call what you did to me FUN? Sean Cameron: Shut up. Spinner: No, you shut up. Sean Cameron: You shut up. Spinner: Shut up. Sean Cameron: Shut up. Spinner: You shut up. Craig: Why don't you both shut up? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : This is my school, and I don't want to see you or talk to you again. Mohammed: Hey it's the More of Everything Girl! I think you should join the sumo team. Seriously. Terri: Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it! Paige: No kidding. Terri: I made 500 bucks today as a plus-sized model! Yeah, plus-sized! What do you make, ice cream boy? Paige: Ask questions first. Get naked later. [about Taming of the Shrew] Ashley: It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version of themselves. Ashley: Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, dissapearing, nothingness. Alex: We'll ask the crowd at the assembly tomorrow... who would they rather vote for? The freak... or the queer. By the way, I'm the freak. [looking at Degrassi High yearbook] Craig: Oh My God. It's Joey! With hair! Christine 'Spike' Nelson: If you are sick you cannot stay here. Jack just got over a cold. Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble. Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Really. Do you want to breast feed him while he's running a fever? Marco: Spin, even strangers know, and last night, it wasn't about my shoes. Those guys... they knew . . and they bashed me because they hated. Just like you do! Spinner: Dude, that's brutal. But you can't compare me with those guys. Marco: Really? Why not? Jimmy: What's your problem with Marco? [points to bathroom wall with "Marco is a fag" that he'd written on it] Spinner: That's my problem. Jimmy: So Marco's a fag? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black? Emma: I have NO chance with Chris! It's like he's on a different planet or something. A COOL planet. I'm on planet White Dork. Craig: You're every present I never got/ Ashley: You're every wish that never came true/ Craig, Ashley: You're every prayer that went unanswered/ So baby I'll spend Christmas Craig: With you Ashley: With you Craig, Ashley: So baby I'll spend Christmas with you. JT: I'd really like it if you came. Manny: Me too. But I can't. JT: Why? Just tell me. Manny: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • At school, when people talk about me... I walk. At a party, I'm stuck. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • JT: Well, what if I told you that I wouldn't let anyone say anything about you? Hazel: Brooks, what's the problem? Jimmy: Let's see. I'm wearing a Sari, our limo driver just got arrested, and the school almost burned down. [Paige is taking Spinner's shirt off] Spinner: What are you doing? Paige: What do you mean? Spinner: Paige! Paige: What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me? Spinner: Not right now, no. Paige: Cause Dean got there first? Spinner: You have to let that go! Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch. Spinner: No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back. Paige: You don't even know her. Spinner: That's stupid. Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back. Joey: I don't want her to go. Danny Van Zandt: [when Manny finds out Danny is her computerized match for the dance] Oh, Manuela... Manny: I used to babysit you. Danny Van Zandt: So let's take it to the next level. Emma: I was so scared. Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Oh, I know you were baby. Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Where were you? Emma: Why didn't you tell me my dad was... Christine 'Spike' Nelson: His parents wouldn't let me! Emma: Then, why didn't you do something? Christine 'Spike' Nelson: I was 16! Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart, I thought I'd lost you forever. Caitlin: And, yet-here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas... Spinner: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Jimmy: No, you can't dance 'cause you suck. Lawyer: Ms. Michealchuk, how many men have you had sex with? Prosecutor: Objection! Paige: [defiantly] Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour. Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey. unknown: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait 'til I'm 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Jay: What grade are you in now? unknown: I'm a freshman. Manny: Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait until I'm Jay: What grade are you in? Manny: I'm a freshman Jay: Freshman? Are there *any* seniors here? Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse. Kevin Smith: In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan. [Canadian ninjas appear and he and "Jay" must defend themselves] Kevin Smith: Wow... I must be the worst kisser in the world. Caitlin: Kevin, no... Kevin Smith: I've got to set up the next shot. Kevin Smith: [hurrying away] Hey, uh... Mewes! Jay: You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths! Craig: [manic, seeing Kevin Smith and Joey on TV] I know that guy, eh! Kevin. Kevin Smith, I'm writing a song for his movie. Kevin Smith: [dismissing J.T] Go. Adults are talking. Kevin Smith: Degrassi, that's a wrap! [last line of Season 4] Kevin Smith: [last line of Season 4] Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi! Alanis Morisette/Principal: [to Jay and Silent Bob] You boys are too bloody stupid to make the grade down in the States and your last hope is the school system of the great white north, eh? You want to get oot of grade 12? Silent Bob: [Silent Bob nods vigorously] Alanis Morisette/Principal: You better start learning what the metric system is all aboot! Jay: I've got three words for you. Go... to... Alanis Morisette/Principal: [smacks him across the jaw with a hockey stick] There'll be no more cuss words out of you, you potty-mouthed mallrats. You're gonna learn the dual languages of my home and native land, or you're gonna savor my poutine. 'Cuz you're in Canada now, eh? Kevin Smith: I'm trying to get the Canadian flag into every shot because I'm a really big fan of the Canadian flag. So was Mewes until he figured out it was a maple leaf... instead of the wacky. Craig: So, a lot has been going on in my head lately, including thinking about last year. Manny: Craig, it's okay. Craig: No, it's not okay. I've made a lot of mistakes since coming here, but you were probably the biggest. Paige< 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • /b>: Ashley, would you stop being such a hag? Ashley: No Paige, you're the hag, on two fronts: your looks... AND your personality. Liberty: JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such a... slob. JT: Great. First you blackmail me into making you a dress and then you insult me. Terri: Why do you have to be so mean? Paige: I'm not mean, I'm right. Emma: Craig! What are you doing right now? Craig: I'm going to art class. Emma: Do you really wanna go? Craig: Instead of...? Emma: Finding my father. I've got his address. [Craig looks uncertain] Emma: Sean won't go. Manny's mom would kill her if she skipped. Craig: Oh, yeah, and what do you think Joey's gonna do to me? Emma: I can't go alone. Craig: But... why me? I mean, you could ask JT... or Toby. Emma: Because I thought you'd understand. With your dad and all. [Craig smiles] Craig: So, what are we waiting for? Manny: Why are you trying to hurt me? Paige: Hey. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in a hair net? Spinner: I traded my shift so I could spend lunch with you. Paige: Wow, lucky me. Spinner: Um, we're not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys. Paige: I know. That's why I wanted to ask. Year end dance. Are you going with anyone? Spinner: [Shakes head] No. Paige: Well, go with me. I owe you a date anyway, right? Spinner: Yea, you do. Jimmy: I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them. Paige: At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date. Jimmy: Pumpkin in a dress. Toby: I got those condoms because if I ever did want to do that with Kendra... which I'm not saying I do... I'd wanna take care of her. Spinner: So you live another day. Emma: I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day. Craig: How was the rest of the party? Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits. Craig: I'm fine. Joey: No one is fine after losing someone. I wasn't there with your mom. I just think the pain's gonna catch up to you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Even strangers know, Spin. And last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew... and they bashed me because they hated it, just like you do. Spinner: Dude, that's brutal, but you can't compare me to those guys. Marco: Really? Why not? Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in... Dylan: ...Milk? Manny: I don't want to be adorable. Bunnies and puppies are adorable. Paige: If you don't want to be cute, don't be. Just change your image, simple as that. Marco: OK, what did you write on the card? Craig: Okkkk, you ARE a girl. Ashley: Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you. Craig: Great, every guy's favorite words Ellie: There is nothing wrong with me. Paige: Then show me your arm. Please, Ellie, show me your arm. [shows cut up arm] Paige: Oh, Ellie. [Ellie starts crying] Paige: It's ok, it's ok. Emma: You don't wanna be friends... Manny: Not with a stuck-up prude princess. Emma: Good, 'cause... I don't want to be friends with the school slut. Manny: One last thing. Do not talk about the environment. The environment is not sexy. Do NOT talk about it. Spinner: I need to sleep in your bed Jimmy: Spin, I like you, but not like that. Paige: Hello oldest friend and fabulous boyfriend? What on earth are you talking about? Craig: It's not my locker I don't like... it's you. Craig: [Craig tries to give Manny a hug] There she is! Manny: Don't, Craig. Craig: What's the matter? Manny: I can't do this... I thought I could, but having a baby now... Craig: You're not making any sense. Manny: Someday, you're gonna be a great dad. And someday, I hope I'll be a mom, but now... now isn't someday yet. [she starts walking away] Craig: [Craig runs after her] "No! No, you're not. Manny, [shouts] Craig: stop! No I won't let you!" [he grabs her arm] Manny: No! Emma: [Emma comes] Craig! Craig: Emma! You butt out! What she's doing is wrong! Emma: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • I agree with you, okay? If she was just some stranger I'd be *furious* with her but, she's my friend and it's her choice. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Craig: But it's my baby! Emma: And it's Manny's body! What about her? Manny: I just... I can't. Craig: [through the baby monitor] Ew! I'm not touching that! Manny: You have to wipe it! Craig: But... it's green! Manny: You shouldn't hold him like that until his diaper is... Craig: Oh, no! Oh, nooooo! Oh, no-no-no-no-no! Ohhhhhhh! Crap! Marco: You know, Alex, I can pick my Vice President... Alex: And I can pick my nose. Manny: Do you see any underwear? Emma: No, but... Manny: That's right. Because I'm not wearing any. Marco: No. Seeing naked ladies doesn't burn my eyes out. Besides, I wasn't looking at them. Spinner: Then what were you looking at? Marco: The drapes, Spin, the drapes. [Spinner still doesn't get it] Jimmy: ...He was looking at the DUDES. Craig: Have you seen Manny? Spinner: No, uh, seats open though. Can I ask you a question dude? Craig: Sure. Spinner: [smacks Craig] Are you on crack? Craig: Ow! What was that for? Spinner: Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlabooggle. Craig: No, I'm not. Spinner: Where's you're future dude? I mean no keg parties, no Spring Break in Florida... Craig: For once I want to do the right thing, ya know? Craig: But you don't have to keep the kid. There are other things you can do. Craig: This is what I want to do Spin. You don't get it. Spinner: No I don't. At all. Craig: You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me. Craig: For once I wanna do the right thing... you know Spinner: But you don't have to keep the kid... there are other things you can do Craig: This is what I want to do Spin... you don't get it Spinner: No I don't... at all Craig: You got a family... I just stay at some guys house... but manny and the baby... their mine... their for me Ashley: ...Is it Craig? Manny: I'm so sorry. He didn't want me to say anything because he didn't want you knowing that he moved on so quickly Ashley: Moved on? We're still together. Craig: And who says money can't buy you happiness Spinner: What's it like being a stud? Craig: Nerve-racking. Spinner: You have Ashley: gorgeous, smart, like a fine wine. Then you have Manny: cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. But hot. Very hot. Spinner: Not to mention you're a big stud. Craig: Well, I get around. Manny: You're late, and I'm freezing. So you need to warm me up! Craig: I can do that. Manny: I want you to dump Ashley. It's time, and I've been patient. I can't... Craig: I can't make that choice. Manny: I think you just did. Craig: Manny, stop, come on... Manny: It's just, I love you Craig, and I thought you felt the same way. Craig: I do, it's just... Manny: Ashley, I know. And she might love you... But not as much as I do. Craig: Manny! I made a huge mistake. You're the one for me. Look, not Ash, and I'm gonna tell her that. OK, it's you. It's always been you. Paige: [referring to Hazel celebrating Ramadan] Christmas could learn a thing or two from Ramadan. After all that food, I could use a fast! Craig: Spinner, Shut up. Spinner: Yes, Lord Stud. Craig: You told her. Manny: No, no, I didn't. Craig: Then how does she know? Manny: Because you're stupid, Craig. You didn't think she'd find out about me. And you didn't think I'd find out about your lies. Sidney: [to Caitlin] Joe and this family need me. Not some charming, klutzy blast from the past. ME. Angela: Maybe Santa will have presents for Daddy Craig: It looks like he's getting his gift early Joey: It's not about Sidney. It's over. It's about you and me. Hazel: Paige, I just saw Spinner. He was completely out of line. Paige: [crying] It wasn't what I thought, you know? First time, I thought it would be beautiful or something. It's so stupid. Hazel: It's not stupid Paige: Those shoes, I wanted it to work. I wanted him to want to be with me. Hazel: He did want to be with you. Paige: Yea, sure. Hazel: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Paige: I didn't even want to do it Hazel. I said No, over and over and over. Hazel: You said no? and he didn't listen? Paige: He just pushed me down, harder, and he wouldn't stop. He just wouldn't stop. Hazel: Paige, Honey. If you said no, that's rape. Joey: When I broke your heart those years ago, I thought I lost you forever, and I moved on. Caitlin: Yet you're here with me in an airport on Christmas. Joey: Yes, I am. I moved on, but I never left Caitlin: I guess I better get my stuff of the plane then. Joey: Merry Christmas [They kiss] Dean's Friend: He's a little old for you. Paige: And you're a little jealous. Paige: What are you looking at? Dean: Your eyes. Are they green or blue? Paige: It depends on the light. Dean: They are the most amazing colored eyes I've ever seen. You're very beautiful. Spinner: Paige. Paige: Hey spin. Spinner: How's your Grandma? Paige: What? Spinner: You know, you're grandma. The one who was sick on saterday night. Paige: Oh, she's ok, thanks. Spinner: And Dean, How's he doing? I know what happened, ok? Paige: Yea, were you in th room with me? because I don't think you were. [Paige walks away, Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around] Spinner: You lied to me. Paige: Don't touch me. Don't ever touch me. Spinner: Why not? Everyone else does. [Paige slaps spinner in the face and goes into the girl's bathroom] Spinner: Paige, what's going on? Paige: Nothing. Spinner: J.T in a mascot outfit attacking Dean. That's not nothing Paige. [Paige turns around to walk away and Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around] Paige: [crying] Spin, can you please? Spinner: He took it too far, like Hazel said, right? Didn't he? Paige: It happens to other people. You say "how sad." You say "poor thing." [sings] Paige: When it's you, it's something else / It's everything / You'll never believe the nightmares / You'll never know the pain you caused / You'll never see the scars you left / The things you stole, everything lost / You took my body / Tore it in half / You took my childhood / My heart and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / Then you're gone / I'm not your poor thing JT: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Paige: Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?" Spinner: Hey. Hey. You're not going anywhere. Dean: Your mascot came at me. Spinner: Is that what you think this is? [Pushes Dean] Paige: Spin. Spinner: He deserves it. Paige: Spinner. Please. Dean: Waterboy your boyfriend? Paige: I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real. Hazel: We should go see that movie again, even though I don't really like subtitles. Paige: Yeah, they involve reading. Craig: Somethin' 'bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Somethin' 'bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no one there / No, I'm not scared / But I'm in love / With you Spinner: Then stop being gay. Marco: Oh right Spin I'm just gonna go do that. Marco: Ellie, I'm gay. And you and me... Ellie: Will always just be friends. [JT has just had a wet dream] Toby: Who was it about? JT: Your mom. Ashley: [performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition] This song is the prize for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice. Dylan: What is this, hug the homo day? Craig: Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition, I'll... Ashley: Have sex with MORE grade 9's? Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Guys, settle down, please? Craig: If you weren't such a prude, I'd NEVER have been with Manny Ashley: [mocking him] Oh, but, I thought you loved her. Craig: Oh, you know what? Go... Archie 'Snake' Simpson: One more word, double homework! Jimmy: [rapping] Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his Spinner: [rapping] Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame Jimmy: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Spinner: So shut up girl and Jimmy} and, Spinner: Make my lunch / Yeah! Craig: [after hearing Spinner and Jimmy's rap] That rap will never leave the garage. Craig: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, *I'm sorry!* How many times do I have to say it? Ashley: Until you mean it. Craig: [Performing with Downtown Sasquatch at the Battle of the Bands] I don't know if you'll forgive me / For being so blind / To how you felt / Don't ask me why I couldn't see it / That'd take me years to figure out / And that's not something I know much about / But there's only one way to find out / Yeah, yeah, yeah / What I know is that I've hurt you, oh / What I know is that I suck / And what I know is that I'm sorry / What I know is that I'm a loser, yeah / What I know is I screwed up / And then I never earned your trust / And what I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust Ashley: [after hearing Craig's song] Nice lyrics. They were just right. Joey: I know that you thought The Zits were a joke... Caitlin: I did not! Joey: But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different. Caitlin: And maybe if you'd written more than one song. Dylan: I just wanted to tell you that there's someone I like. Marco: I understand, I'm too young, too short, too girly... Dylan: And way too hard on yourself. Marco: Are you messing with me? Dylan: Guilty as charged. Marco: Spin, I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys. Spinner: Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back. [throws shirt on floor] Spinner: This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing. [in old English accent] Spinner: Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot. [throws shirt on the floor] Spinner: This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle? [goes to throw it, but Marco catches it] Marco: Do not throw that. Manny: [to Emma after seeing Craig walk by] Is that the sound of you heart pounding? No wait... its mine [walks up to Manny and Craig] Ashley: What you reading guys? [grabs baby name book from Craig] Ashley: So you need a name... Ashley: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Hey everybody these two have an announcement to make guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right cause its way to difficult to use a condom! I cant believe you slept with her. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Craig: [singing] Would you be my Cinderella / Could I kiss you Manuella / Manny: You can see me however/ You must love me Manny, Craig: [together] Forever Manny: Forever Spinner: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies. Dylan: What? Spinner: I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting. Toby: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous. Hazel: No, because you're not telling him. Sean Cameron: Why? It's just some stupid dare. Jimmy: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare. Sean Cameron: That's great, Hazel... very evolved. Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules. Sean Cameron: No, you just follow them. Paige: So, what, you're just forgiving creep boy for beating you up? Terri: He apologized. Paige: Of course... his kind always does, so they can get another shot in at you. Rick: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are, and, two, you're a vicious backstabber. Paige: Oh I'm vicious. Rick: Everything you say is a judgment... you think you're so perfect. Paige: What?... well I'd rather be that than a psycho... Jimmy: You don't know what you're saying... it's not you, it's the drugs. Ashley: Oh, yeah, keep going, dad... keep telling me who I am. Jimmy: Ash... look. Ashley: No, no... this is why me and Sean... he gets me. Jay Hogart: [after seeing JT's commercial] Where's your dog, dog? Sean Cameron: Has he been getting up in your fries? Ashley: Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me... Spinner: What are you doing? Terri's in the hospital and you're just sitting here. Rick: Spinner, stop, please. Spinner: Oh, did Terri tell you stop...? Did you listen? Jimmy: I'm outta here. Ashley: What I shoulda done is broken up with you, on your birthday like I was going to. Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey. Craig: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Ashley: Listen, I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday. Craig: You weren't weird. You just ignored me... which I guess is sort of weird. Sorry, now I'm being weird. Craig: Well, my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will. Ashley: Are you serious? Craig: Yeah, the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. Pathetic. Liberty: [in her '50s outfit] Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine? Sean Cameron: Liberty... Liberty: I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes. Jay Hogart: [laughs] A five-finger discount? Liberty: Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire. Sean Cameron: Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife. Sean Cameron: It's a slow song... and you're not dancing. Emma: No one caught my interest. Sean Cameron: Oh. How about now? Paige: what you did to me changed my life I still can't sleep without my light on. Sometimes I even look under the bed to make sure your not there. Dean I made a mistake going upstairs with you but, you mad more than a mistake you made a choice. Shane: This is my daughter, Emma. But, she doesn't love me. Emma: Why do you say that? Shane: She never visits me. Emma: Maybe because she couldn't find you, until now... I'm Emma! Manny: What do you get out of it? Emma: That's a really stupid question. Manny: No what you're doing is stupid, you're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend. Emma: Should you really be preaching to anyone about that. We're not having real sex. Manny: It's pretty close. Emma: But Im not getting pregnant. Spinner: You're a bum and you hang out at my house too much. Jimmy: That's because you pee on the toilet seat- my mom doesn't want you over! JT: I've been thinking. There are some upsides to love - Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework, and strippers. Toby: Because when I think of love, I *always* think of strippers. JT: I've been thinking, there are some upsides to love: Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework and strippers. Toby: Because when I think of love I always think of strippers. JT: We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Except for the time you walked in on your grandma in the shower. JT: We both agreed that never happened. unknown: Ho, ho, ho. Emma: You can't label people. unknown: Hey! I thought it was Christmas! Alex: [helping Paige pour nacho cheese into vat at movie theater concession stand] You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic. Paige: Hmm. Just like Manny Santos. Alex: It's Mr. O you should be mad at. You know, that wasn't exactly a Prince Charming thing to do. Paige: But what if I, sorta, miss him already. Is that bad? Alex: [sighs and gives Paige a look] Paige: Shoot me. Drown me in fake cheese! Craig: So when in doubt, you kiss Craig? Kevin Smith: [talking to Craig about girl trouble] I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble. JT: Actually, I gave Liberty a really good driving lesson. She's uh, she's pretty handy with the ole' stick shift. Toby: [JT, sleeping in the top bunk, has a wet dream about Liberty] You had a wet dream, three feet above my head? Danny Van Zandt: [when Manny finds out Danny is her computerized match for the date] Oh, Manuela. Manny: I used to babysit you. Danny Van Zandt: So let's take it to the next level. Peter: You know what I think? I think you're so desperate for attention that you'll do anything... you're a big fat attention whore! [Manny throws his lunch on him] Peter: An attention whore with a bad temper! Jay: Oh, Snap, Silent Bob! Canadian Ninja's. Hip Hip *doogin*! [pulls samurai sword out] JT: [after taking the vitamin pill that Sean exchanged for the Ecstasy pill] No, Tobes, this is ecstasy. Hazel: Why do you think I'm here? Toby: Because your shoes didn't match your purse? Jimmy: Hey Sean, do that impression of Raditch again. Sean Cameron: It's a swiss ball! Ellie: I didn't know the school had an elevator! Jimmy: I didn't know we even had a basement! Jimmy: I dare you to kiss Toby. Toby, Hazel: Jimmy! Sean Cameron: On the lips! Like you mean it! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : Ter, we should totally hook up for the cabaret. Terri: I'm already doing a duo with Ash. Two Girls and a Keyboard. Paige: Hun, that sounds lamer than Heather Sinclair's highland sword dance. Hazel: I shouldn't have dived over the counter for that whipped cream canister. Alex: If only those German tourists hadn't gotten in the way! Marco: Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song. Spinner: My dog is fine. The truck runs too. Toby: Ash... Ashley: Okay, I know mom and Jeff said only one friend each, but... JT: But nothing, Ashley. Its a pleasure to spend this fine evening with such lovely young ladies. [winks at Paige] Paige: Did that *thing* just wink at me? Hazel: [shrieks] AH! Terri: God, I can't handle this. Paige: Do you really think the star is gonna die? Ashley: Paige, don't ruin the movie. JT: I lost my girl, I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my... my family. Now I'm probably going to jail. Manny: My thighs are an epidemic and they're taking over the WORLD! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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