Wildly popular TV talk show host Bobby Bishop has a nervous breakdown during an on-camera interview with a pop starlet, with whom he makes a...更多>
You fucked me up while you got famous!
Bobby: All of my life, I wanted to do this. Be on this show, in front of this audience, with my theme song. And I thought... once I got here... that I'd be able to start living. But this... this is not living. Lily: The least you can do, if you're going to leave me... is leave me. Bobby: Lily, don't disappear. Lily: Why, why, because you're the only one who can disappear? You're in my fucking living room five nights a week, don't talk to me about disappearing! Bobby: Four nights. We repeated on Monday. Lily: No, No, I know that because I even watch that. That's how fucking pathetic I am. Bobby: The show's good. Lily: The least you can do, if you're gonna leave me... is leave me. You have to become a part of pop culture, in my fucking living room five nights a week! Bobby: Oh, oh, excuse me! Excuse me for being successful! That's what I did! Bobby: I'm no artist. I'm a chimp. Mitchell: Tonight's a big night, you know, going live, without a net... just like Johnny! Bobby: Johnny got to tape them at four. Mitchell: Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, he's a dinosaur. Bobby: My name is Kevin, Mitch. Did you know that? Mitchell: No. That's great. Thank you for sharing. Lily: [watching Midnight with Bobby Bishop] Loser! Angry: [talking about Sex and the City] Beautiful people always hump each other. Keith: Exactly, I'm not putting it on! Angry: Never ugly/beautiful. Always beautiful/beautiful. Lily: Hey, did you see it? Cindy: I'm speechless! Lily: It's actually kinda sad. Cindy: Kinda sad? It's tragic! What they're doing to these poor animals... Lily: What are you watching? Cindy: Discovery. What are you watching? Lily: Bobby Bishop. Cindy: Oh! Mark: [to Lily] Rosie O'Donnell's gonna crucify him! What an idiot! Bobby: [Later, to Mitch] All I know is, Rosie O'Donnell's gonna crucify me. Keith: How's Dick? Lily: Mark is fine. He says hi. Lily: Mom, come on, you're not homeless! Linda: I could be! Lily: Yeah, we all COULD be, but you're NOT!