After her mother's death, Tohru Honda finds herself living with the Sohma family consisting of three cousins: Yuki the 'prince charming' of ...更多>
Kyo Sôma: [angrily pointing at Yuki] Just like I'll beat you one of these days! Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one before! Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry! Yuki Sôma: [looking bored] I'm sorry. Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame? Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public. Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside! Yuki Sôma: [still looking bored] We ARE outside, you stupid cat. Shigure Sôma: [singing to himself as he prepares for Tohru's friends to come over] High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me! Shigure Sôma: [singing] High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls! Ayame: [clasping Yuki's hands] Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers! Yuki Sôma: [annoyed] Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake. Ayame: That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together. Yuki Sôma: I'll let you drown alone! Shigure Sôma: Good morning, everyone! Yuki Sôma: Good evening is more like it. I think your sleep schedule is a bit off. Shigure Sôma: Nope, such is the life of the creative mind. [notices Kisa] Shigure Sôma: Well, who is this pretty girl? Would you like Grandpa Shigure to give you a candy? Yuki Sôma: [shouts] Stop that! The way you say it, it makes you sound like a dirty old man! Shigure Sôma: I see Yuki is being cold as usual. Yuki Sôma: And, as usual, you're being an idiot. Shigure Sohma: So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem. Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma:
Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?
[long silence from the other end of the phone] Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you! Hatori Sohma: No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything. [repeated line] Momiji Sohma: Waaaahhh! Someone! Kyou's picking on me! Ritsu: I'm the most useless person I know. Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love! Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess. [Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen! Kagura: My love! Kyo Sohma: My shirt! Saki Hanajima: [reading "Sigh of a Summer Affair", Volume 1, by Shigure Sôma] How sad... love, doomed from the start. Shigure Sohma: Oh, you're reading that? What do you think? Saki Hanajima: You don't want to know what I think... Shigure Sohma: [afraid] Oh... no? Saki Hanajima: ...but when is Volume 2 coming out? Tohru Honda: Yuki, you like fall too, don't you? Yuki Sohma: Sure, it's not too hot, not too cold. Tohru Honda: Nope, it's just right. And Kyo? Kyo Sohma: What the hell does it matter? Yuki Sohma: Pickled radish in curry is not dinner, it's disgusting. Hatsuharu Sohma: You stubborn idiot. What if it was Yuki wearing a girl's uniform? [Mokoto imagines Yuki in a girl's uniform] Yuki Sohma: Haru, cut it out or I will cut you off. Hatsuharu Sohma: Aw, have my words made you angry? Mokoto: [still imaging] It's beautiful! Yuki Sohma: Stop imagining me! Ayame: This concludes my wonderful story. Kyo Sohma: You mean stupid! Momiji Sohma: Are you sure? Shigure said it hurt really bad. Hatori Sohma: Yes, well, I did that on purpose. Shigure Sohma: Oh, Ha'ri, you're killing me! Why would you be so cruel? Hatori Sohma: It seemed to be the only way to shut you up at the time. Kagura: I'm here for Valentines, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together! Kyo Sohma: You're not gonna find any lover in this house! Shigure Sohma:
Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.