Abbie:
I have something to tell you.
Robert:
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Abbie:
Heh, not yet.
[Talking about Abbie and Robert's baby]
Annabelle:
Of course he'll be gorgeous.
Kelly:
Will he be gay?
Abbie:
My God, will your kids be stupid?
Ben:
Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert:
Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?
Robert:
What? Eight martinis and you're stuffed?
Abbie:
Yep.
Robert:
Well, it doesn't take much to crack your egg, does it?
Sam:
Daddy, are you a 'faggot'?
Robert:
Where did you hear that word?
Sam:
Kyle told it to me
Robert:
And did Kyle tell you what it means?
Sam:
Yes.
Robert:
Well, what does it mean?
Sam:
It's when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
Robert's Mother:
Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?
[Sam shakes his head yes]
Robert's Mother:
Well, he's here.
Sam:
Smelling salts. Smelling salts.
[Pretends to faint]
Sam:
Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?
Young Girl:
I know what a faggot is. That it what my dad calls someone who cuts him off in traffic.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
