母女情深 (2000) 5.9

[Lorelai's having Rory] Young Lorelai: Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please. Nurse: Just breathe deep, honey. Young Lorelai: Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead? Nurse: What? Young Lorelai: Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better. Nurse: No, you cannot hit me. Young Lorelai: Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something. Rory: Do something to make me hate you! Lorelai: Um, go Hitler? [turns to Rory and says sarcastically] Jess: So Courtney, what about you? Sookie: [petrified] Uncle Ernie hugged me too long! Paris: Fine, if you guys wanna sit around for an hour after school swapping makeover horror stories, then count me in. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I plucked outside of my designated brow line? Man, was my face red. Madline: I've done that, too. Ooh, it's bad. Louise: She was being sarcastic. Madline: Well, I wasn't. I looked surprised for a month. Michel: [about Paris] She's back! She's coming back! Lorelai: What? Why? Michel: I don't know - maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something. Zach: [sings] "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing." Dude, what's a bulwark? Brian: What? Zach: It says, a bulwark never failing. Brian: I think it's a wall. Zach: Then why don't they just say that? Bulwark sounds totally gay. Brian: I don't think you're supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something. Zach: Whatever, man. I'm not saying bulwark. Zach: [singing] I once was lost, but now am found, was blind, but now I see.

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: Very nice. You may now take a fifteen-minute break while we finish our tea. Also, good time to retune. Brian: Was she looking at me? Zach: She wasn't looking at me, dude. Lorelai: Boy, you'd think love songs are all you and Lane would wanna play. Zach: Man, this crunch just now sounded like the drum-fill in Baba O'Reilly. Dave: Yeah, Zach, a musical mouth. That's awesome. Zach: But why would Dave and Lane wanna play just love songs? Lorelai: Because, I was just thinking, you know, with Dave's name - Dave - you've got the last two letters in love. V, E. And with Lane's name, you have the L. You can just dump the A and add an O and there you go. Zach: Yeah. Dave, you're a Christian. So what? That's cool. Brian: It's nothing to hide. Zach: Christians can still rock. Dave: They can? Lane: Yeah, yeah, Dave. Christians can still rock, don't hide it. Zach: Marshall Stacks don't know Christians from atheists. Dave: Gosh, I just wasn't sure if you guys would be accepting of my devoutness. Brian: Dave, it's a part of you, and we think you're cool, so it's cool. Dave: Great. Thanks, guys. Zach: But no way are we playing Creed, man. Dave: Oh, no, of course not. Zach: Or Amy Grant. That's where we draw the line. Zach: Dude, Brian's breathing is louder than the song. Brian: I've got a deviated septum. All the women in my family and me have it. Zach: Well, it's throwing me off. Lane: Hold your breath when we're playing, Brian. There, problem solved. Okay, come on, now, let's rock. One, two, three... Zach: Wait. The bottom line here is that breathing should not be louder than a rock band. Am I right or am I right? Dave: Anyhow, I hadn't seen you in a while, and I thought I'd come down and maybe we could figure something out on this band issue. Lane: Sure, we could do that. Dave: Plus, I missed you. Lane: You did? You missed me? Dave: Well, yeah. Did you miss me? Lane: Oh, yeah, definitely. I definitely, definitely missed you. Dave: Glad and relieved to hear it Dave: Thank you. You know, my parents would love these sandwiches. I wish I could bring 'em by but unfortunately they're in private bible study right now. Zach: Whoa, cool. Dave: We all finished at the same time. Lane: That has never happened.

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