怎么杀死你邻居家的狗

怎么杀死你邻居家的狗(2001)

How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog

2000-09-16(加拿大)| 喜剧| 德国 美国
上映时间:2000-09-16(加拿大) 类型: 喜剧
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Shy, chain-smoking, insomniac Peter McGowan is an L.A. playwright with a string of hits that preceded his current ten years of failed produc...更多>

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Larry: You're lucky. You got Melanie. There are men who'd die for her. Peter McGowan: Yeah, die for her, or have her kill you. Either way, you're dead. Larry: Still having trouble satiating, are we? Peter McGowan: I think the doorbell's heard my wife shout "I'm coming" more than I have these days. [Larry is dressed as a priest] Peter McGowan: Can I have a valediction, father? Larry: Say four holy Fuck You's and keep drinking. Peter McGowan: Are you drunk or something? Larry: What time is it? Peter McGowan: Four. Larry: Yep. Victoria: You're an alcoholic. Adam: Alcoholics have class. I'm a fucking drunk. Peter McGowen: ...but maybe that's everything in writing - a catchy title. Debra Salhany: So is that why you decided to call your first novel How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog? Peter McGowen: Oh, that isn't mere affectation. That's a practical guidebook full of juicy bits on suburban terrorism. Debra Salhany: ...but, uh, what if somebody reads this and goes out and kills their neighbor's dog? Peter McGowen: Oh, well, what are you gonna do? Debra Salhany: So, how did you meet your wife? Peter McGowan: She was a lap dancer, I had a pocket full of singles... No, she was a dancer. For a brief period, she gave acting a try. She came in for an audition, and the rest as they say is histrionics. Debra Salhany: So, you employed the casting couch? Peter McGowan: Hey, whatever works. You know that, Deborah. Melanie McGowan: Other houses have M&M's, we stock up with Smarties. It's like living at the duty free-shop at Heathrow. Adam: They say women are the sensitive ones, but I've never seen it. They're as cold as party ice. Victoria: I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity. Edna: You look just like my son-in-law. Peter McGowan: I am your son-in-law, Edna.

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: My son-in-law's name is Peter. Peter McGowan: No. I said your name was Edna. My name is Peter. Edna: You just said your name was Edna... Edna's a funny name for a man. Been teased over the years? Peter McGowan: Mercilessly. "Pete." [Traffic report] Laura Leeton: If the 405 is your morning route, I hope you don't have a history of showing up late to work, 'cause today you're fired. Peter McGowan: Hollywood doesn't want writers, so much as secretaries with a flare for dialogue. If you want to be happy in Hollywood, be a cinematographer. Nobody knows what you're doing, so they can't screw with you. [Peter is smoking] Melanie McGowan: You know, you're going to have to cut that out when the baby comes. Peter McGowan: What? Are you expecting it tonight? Melanie McGowan: Maybe you should see a therapist about your anxiety. Peter McGowan: That's exactly what I'm afraid of. What if he cures me? Then, I'll have nothing to write about. Nobody wants to know about how happy you are. Melanie McGowan: Oh, I don't think you ever have to worry about an over-abundance of happiness, dear. [after a prostate exam] Peter McGowan: Now I know what a muppet feels like. Peter McGowan: Do you ever think that if you attack an artist long enough, that you'll succeed in having him censor himself? Debra Salhany: Thanks for sticking around, Peter. Peter McGowan: Thanks for letting me be sticky, Debbie. Laura Leeton: [traffic report] And the 5 Freeway is stopped dead... just because. Peter McGowan: Seems to me only the intelligent people are choosing not to reproduce. Peter McGowan: "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive." *That* is Sir Walter Scott. Melanie McGowan: Oh, really? I seem to remember that quote a bit differently. Adam: Cunnilingus. I've been reading that word since I was 13 and I still can't seem to wrap my tounge around it. Wait... was that a pun, or just bad taste? Wait... that may have been another pun. Edna: TV moves fast.

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