The hottest boy band today is the Back...er, Whoah. When the manager, Bob Buss, gets fired he hears Jerry and decides to start a boy band. H...更多>
Jason "Q.T." McKnight
: I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one. Doug Linus: I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne! Jason "Q.T." McKnight: For some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. ALL... OVER! Mickey: Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face! Jerry O'Keefe: I heart you. Chad Linus: This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy! Bob Buss: There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me, take care of me". Bob Buss: Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". (laughs)Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call, "publicity bonanza"! Chad Linus: I know! What about Matchbox 20? Jerry O'Keefe: Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20. Chad Linus: Matchbox 30! Chad Linus: Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible. Doug Linus: Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner... Jerry O'Keefe: Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair. Doug Linus: You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer! Chad Linus: No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second! Jerry O'Keefe: I made a commitment to you guys, and keeping a commitment is good manners. It's called the Axel Rose Rule. Bob Buss: [while doing interview rehearsals] Okay, QT, what's your favorite color? Jason "Q.T." McKnight: Blue. Bob Buss: Jerry? Jerry O'Keefe: Blue.