故事就从Dennis的生日开始，不能免俗的，在Dennis的家里开Party，朋友也邀请了一堆人来热闹，当然，他们这几个好朋友，和餐厅的老暺，都是当然的来宾，也各自带了朋友来。 一群gay朋友生活在西好莱坞，他们常去伤心餐馆，它的老板是慈爱的杰克, 他还赞助了softball&n...更多>
Anne: We just want your sperm, we're not asking you to move in. Patrick: Taylor's boyfriend broke up with him from Hawaii, Howie went home with Marshall... again, Cole slept with Benji's quasi-boyfriend, and my sister ends the evening with a plea for my sperm. It's like one big gay soap opera! I keep waiting for Sue Ellen to wander into my living room and tell me that she's secretly bought controlling interest in my oil company! Jack: Everyone can't be straight. Everyone can't be beautiful. Everyone can't be the same, Patrick. Some people are just gay and average. We're the strongest I think. Dennis: Benji, there isn't a straight man in America who doesn't refer to anyone but his girlfriend as 'girlfriend'. Benji: I know, but I was so butch when I said it. Howie: I hate this city. Everyone's better looking than me. Kevin: [voice-over - end of movie] A lot of people ask me when I first knew I was gay. Fact is, I don't know. But what I do remember, what I can recall, is when I first realized it was Okay: It was when I met these guys. My friends. Howie: Dumb gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature when competing in the pickup pool. It's like bald people wearing hats... it's deceiving. Kevin: You scared me. Dennis: It's my house, I'm allowed to do that. Kevin: I don't get you guys. Is that all you do, you just sit around and talk about guys? Dennis: Either that, or we talk about guys. Dennis: I can't decide if my friends are the best or worst thing that ever happened to me. Taylor: I was left for another man. And not just any other man, a trainer. A trainer named Dash. I was left for a punctuation mark. Dennis: Where is my living room?
: Oh it's still here, I just shifted it around a little. Dennis: No, this is YOUR living room. You didn't shift my living room around, you shifted my living room out and your living room in. So, where is my living room? Taylor: Distributed evenly around the house. Dennis: Distribute it back. Taylor: It took me all day! Dennis: So now you'll be done in time to set your curlers for bed. Taylor: Okay Dennis, look at it this way: a new furniture arrangement is like a new hairstyle, you have to live with it for a few days before you can tell whether you really like it or not. Dennis: That is not true. I haven't had a shag, but I wouldn't have to live with one for a few days to know that I don't want one. Cole: Thank God you're home. Dennis: Thanks to Mufasa here, it's now a Tunisian hut. Taylor: Why do I even try? Taylor: I hear Kip Rodgers is a big fag. Dennis: Kip Rodgers is not gay, he's married. Taylor: Oh please, that's right up there with "He's not gay, he's in a fraternity." Benji: It's called being horny. Howie: It's not horny. I know horny. I've taken a lecture series on horny. Benji: They have lecture series on horny? Dennis: I've been crazy about you ever since you lit the candles. You were the wish. Patrick: What is it with lesbians and candles? Patrick: Leslie, queen of bitch-town, your people have come to take you home. Taylor: No Streisand, no Bette, no Judy? What the fuck's a fairy supposed to do around here in case of an emergency? Patrick: There's gotta be something. Howie: I'm looking. [pulls out a CD] Howie: Celine Dion? Taylor: In Hell! Dennis: Is that the girl from 'Young and the Restless'? Howie: I'm so over Y&R. Patrick: Oh great! This is what I get for trying to be a friend. Taylor: Well we obviously have two different interpretations of that word! Patrick: What's that supposed to mean? Taylor: It means that when it comes to men, you delight in being the bearer of bad news for all of us. You can disguise it all you want under the guise of 'Patrick's Good Advice' but it ain't shit but a pin... trying to pop all of our relationship balloons! Yeah, I knew Paul was sleeping with other people, but he told me we'd work it out. He promised we'd work it out. Patrick: He lied!