Daniel McMann: I love you every minute. I love you more than marching bands and cookie-making. Carla Tate: I wonder who thought up sex? Daniel McMann: I think it was Madonna. Daniel McMann: Look at the buses, watch 'em. Carla Tate: Why, what are they gonna do? Daniel McMann: They pull in, and then they pull out, and they turn, and they back up. Daniel McMann: I love to drink, Ernie. Ernie: Yeah? Daniel McMann: Yeah, it makes ya feel good. Is that why people drink? Ernie: Some to be happy, some to forget, some to be brave. Daniel McMann: Ya know, I feel really brave, Ernie. Ernie: No, only cowards get brave that way. Carla Tate: NO! Stop right there. [After watching a couple do a body shot in a bar] Carla Tate: Normal couples don't do that. They're from college. Carla Tate: Have you ever done it before? Daniel McMann: Well, yeah, kind of. You see the guys at work, they chipped in and they found this girl and she had a reputation. There was a lot of kissing and hugging and a lot of rubbing, and I kind of finished before I was supposed to. You have to be a guy to understand that. Daniel McMann: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready! Carla Tate: No Daniel, uh, I'm not ready. Daniel McMann: Ohh Carla Tate: I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special. Daniel McMann: oh cause I feel special right now Carla. Carla Tate: I love polytechnic school!