Father Kraus: Where did associates from NDR make a mistake? Uzlinka: Daddy! Russians have come! Father Sebek: What? What? Tell them to wait, we will come in the moment. Uncle:
I have read in "100 + 1 foreign interests" magazine such an piquancy that an average woman thinks about sex every 5 minutes and an average person, like man, guy thinks about it every 7 minutes.
Father Sebek: So, what is the result? Uncle: That I am an average woman. Teacher: Mr. Kraus, are you alright? Father Kraus: Yes, only my brain reels. Teacher: You don't look very good. Father Kraus: You look terrible too. Michal: Good evening. Father Kraus: Hi. Michal: Can Jindra go out? Father Kraus: Never! Or forever! Caretaker: A package for you in today's mail. Elien: Hmmmh... [takes the box, turns it around] Caretaker: All the way from the USA. Probably from your comrade parents...