Young Tarzan: I'll be the best ape ever! Tantor: That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like - like he was in trouble. Terk: Yeah? Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care. Tantor: That's it! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we're gonna help him! You got that? [places Terk on his back] Tantor: So pipe down, and hold on tight... we've got a boat to catch. [Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean] Tantor: I've never felt so alive! Terk: Good, 'cause I'm gonna kill you! Tarzan: No matter where I go, you will always be my mother. Kala: And you will always be in my heart. Kerchak: You came back. Tarzan: I came home. [Jane draws Tarzan on the chalkboard] Professor Porter: Shall I, ahem, leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment? Professor Porter: Oh, Janie Jane! What an amazing discovery! A man with no language, no human behavior... Jane Porter: And no respect for personal boundaries. Professor Porter: How do you mean? Jane Porter: [gets extremely close to Professor Porter] He was this close to me, daddy, just staring at me. [Goes back to blackboard and finishes drawing of Tarzan] Jane Porter: He was confused at first, as if he had never seen another human before. His eyes were intense... and focused, and... I've never seen eyes like those before. Professor Porter: Oh. Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment? Jane Porter: Oh, daddy, stop it. Jane Porter: Oh, Tarzan, you have no idea what's in store for you. You're going to see the world, and all kinds of people will want to meet you. Leaders, scientists, writers. Professor Porter: Yes. Darwin, and Kipling. Queen Victoria. Jane Porter: I haven't met her, but I hear she's awfuly nice. Professor Porter: Oh, those magnificent creatures, shivering in cages. What is this world coming to?
[He hits his fist on the wall; suddenly the ship shifts to the side, from Tantor getting on board]
Professor Porter: Oh, by Jove. Don't know my own strength. Clayton: Hiding, are we? Good! I could use a challenge, because after hunting you, gathering up your little ape family will be all too easy! Kala: Close your eyes. Now forget what you see. Kala: [puts Tarzan's hand to his chest] What do you feel? Young Tarzan: My heart. Kala: [puts Tarzan's head by her chest] Come here. Young Tarzan: Your heart. Kala: See? We're exactly the same. Jane Porter: I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth. Clayton: Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart. [after being returned to her camp by Tarzan] Jane Porter: Daddy, they took my boot! [Terk and Tarzan are wrestling] Tantor: Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. [Tarzan sneaks up behind her to try and scare her] Kala: Don't even think about it. Tarzan: How'd you know it was me? Kala: I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been? Tarzan: I thought you knew everything. Kerchak: I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son. Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - then waltzes in and expects us to... Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend. [Looks at Terk with big, soulful eyes] Terk: Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid. [Cut to Terk in Jane's dress] Terk: I'm going to kill him! Clayton: If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two. Young Tantor: Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me. Terk: What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess? Tantor: Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy. Terk: Eh, I give it a week. Tarzan: Tarzan. Tar-zan. Jane Porter: Tarzan. Oh, I see! Tarzan: Oh, I see! Tarzan: [points at himself] Tarzan. Tarzan:
[points at Jane]